Snarky Jane Seymour
@SnarkyJane
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Devoted Wife-Ultimate Home Wrecker. Out to prove I was NOT the dullest of Henry’s 6 wives! Here for satire, sarcasm and shenanigans! No RP.
St George’s Chapel, Windsor
Joined January 2019
I just want to know why this is ok, but when I try to do it at my office with my keyboard , I get escorted out of the building.
The video of Carlos Alcaraz’ racquet smash. 😳 Don’t think I’ve ever seen Carlos this frustrated on the court.
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This…
Marie Antoinette is French, Dionysus is Greek, heavy metal is just music, drag queens are performance art, and not everything is about you.
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Whilst looking at articles about the new My Lady Jane series, I came across this one and I was so surprised to read that Jane was kept in the tower for 400 years before they finally decided to execute her. #proofreadingisoptional
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Hey guys! I know it’s short notice… and there’s that whole kerfuffle with his last wife, BUT Hen and I are getting married! Today! Palace of Whitehall, London…. Say, 2:30 ish?? Low key affair. Come if you can! No need to bring a gift. I’ve already got 104 manors! 👰♀️🤴🏻🏰
#OTD 30 May 1536 #HenryVIII married his 3rd wife, #JaneSeymour at York Place (Palace of Whitehall) Controversially, the nuptials came just 11 days after the execution of #AnneBoleyn Did the bride-to-be have wedding day nerves... @SnarkyJane @JaneSeymour12
https://t.co/z1YlmXuIpI
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Ok, FINE! I’ll go to the theater…. But just this once!
Alicia Vikander stars as Katherine Parr and Jude Law as Henry VIII in the all-new trailer for #Firebrand
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@RenInOz @brimeag @ESPNPlus @lululemon @Starbucks @chevrolet Petition to @espn to figure out a way to make @ESPNPlus available overseas so that our international #NCAAGym friends on the #gymternet can support our great sport! 🤸♀️ *retweet to sign* 📝
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IRL…
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Sure…. Little sis got her happily ever after. Figures.
#OTD 19 Mar 1568 #ElizabethSeymour, sister of #HenryVIII's 3rd wife, Jane died Elizabeth served #AnneBoleyn before the Queen’s disgrace & death In 1537 She married #ThomasCromwell’s son Gregory, a happy union by all accounts She went on to serve #AnneofCleves & #KaterynHoward
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Ordinarily, your majesty doesn’t care about such things, but at this very moment she kinda does….
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This thread is everything…. 🤣
The Princess of Wales is missing and the spare Prince is in exile and the King is treating his cancer with herbs. If this were the 1300s France would be looking to invade.
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Kinda can’t believe how fast it seems like the world has turned on Taylor Swift.
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How’d that all work out??
On 25th January 1533, the Feast of the Conversion of St Paul, King Henry VIII married his sweetheart Anne Boleyn at Whitehall... https://t.co/Xm1wNf98j5
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QT with your most iconic hair pic! I LOVE this game! Here’s mine….
QT with your most iconic hair pic. I looked like a ten year old girl.
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A minor character dies leaving a secret fortune to a family they barely know just as they’re facing financial ruin from a bad railroad investment…. #TheGildedAge? Sure, but also #DowntonAbbey. Did Julian Fellowes think we would forget?
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I realize both are fictional and one isn’t even filmed in NYC, but am I the only one watching #TheGildedAge and wondering which mansion will eventually become Carrie Bradshaw’s apartment?
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What is with the costumes on the second season of #TheGildedAge? If I say #frockflicks three times, will it summon them for commentary? #myeyesarebleeding
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What impact would Jane’s survival have had on the Tudor dynasty and what would that have meant for history as a whole? Discuss….
#OTD 24 Oct 1537 #JaneSeymour died aged 28 having suffered a protracted delivery of a longed for heir 12days earlier, #EdwardVI Buried at Windsor Castle where #HenryVIII was in 1547 buried with her Check out Jane's 4 short films: https://t.co/z1YlmXvgfg
@SnarkyJane @JaneTheQuene
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Sure am glad I took my time an answered every question honestly and accurately…. Barbie Test: I am Mermaid Barbie (85%). https://t.co/EK2exj9zKQ via @idr_labs
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Barbie Test.
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