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University of Texas 🀘🏽 Snark After Dark 🀘🏽 Follow for Texas loving and Aggie hating content

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5 months
Hope you enjoy this song "#1 in June" as much as I did writing it. Feel free to use the audio to recreate or just jam down the street 'cause it goes hard!🀘🏼#HookEm #WCWS @NCAASoftball @teagan_kavan @atwood_reese @leighannn_11 @kaydee_bennett @_delconte
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If you were to judge a team's schedule by its 5 toughest games that can make or break a season – because everyone gets a few OOC cupcakes and half a conference is in the bottom half – then you can strongly argue that Texas has the toughest Regular Season schedule in history. Not
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*in 2010, Ohio State's Terrelle Pryor had 4 Passing TDs, a Rushing TD, and a Receiving TD against Eastern Michigan, but only 224 yards passing.
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Burning Mann! Arch Manning is the 1st player in FBS history to have 4 Passing TDs, a Rushing TD, a Receiving TD and 300+ yards passing (389). #HookEm
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Still one of the wildest facts in Texas history. In 2004 & 2005 combined, VY & Texas was losing to Oklahoma State by a score of 63-26 in the 1st Halves, and then outscored them 77-0 in the 2nd Halves. #HookEm
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What a fitting way to end this game with the Cowboys kneelin' (Kneeland) at essentially the 94 yard line (6 yards from the end zone). RIP brother. @dallascowboys @NFL @notthefakeSVP @espn @NFLonFOX @DallasCowboysPR @dak @AGENT0__ @Realrclark25 @PatMcAfeeShow @RGIII @ErinAndrews
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Honestly befuddles me when you publicly say "there will be a moment where Kirby tries a trick play" and you don’t even coach your players to lineup in anticipation for an onside kick EVERY KICKOFF? Just line up at 10 yards with a "just in case" mentality, because it DOESN'T HURT
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The most frustrating part of being a Texas fan.
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Proud of this one. πŸ€˜πŸΌπŸ˜‰πŸ€˜πŸΌ
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We're closing the gap! One of these days there won’t be anyone in the SEC that Texas doesn't own all-time. 🀘🏼😎✊🏼
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Remember for 30 seconds when the score said 40-16 after we thought Mosley had a TD? Fun times. A win's a win though. 🀘🏼#HookEm
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HORNS WIN AT HOME 🀘
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3 seconds left. Anyone else feel this way?
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A "long" shot scenario where you snatch victory from the jaws of defeat can now be called a "Longhorn." It fits. #TexasFight
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Imagine being as dumb as @HailStateFB and punting it to the one person who could tie it for Texas. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ My Lord how stupid is @Coach_Leb? You'd been better off punting it 20 yards and out of bounds. πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ Thank God for stupid coaches. @BarstoolHail
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Wrong clock management on purpose to ice the Texas kicker? After not calling an obvious tripping penalty. Games like this are annoying.
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Who else can say this? 🀘🏼#HookEm
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I guess we can't say anything about A&M beating a 2-4 team on the road by 3 today, can we?
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"Mason Shipley with just an outstanding career here at Texas. The Senior Kicker." - I feel like these announcers have done no research.
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How many schools have played 2 Top 6 opponents through 6 games besides Texas? Neither were at home, no less.
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@FortyAcreVibes
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Drop your official Texas/Kentucky score predictions here- If anyone nails the winner and score perfectly they’ll win 2 tickets to Texas vs Vandy at DKR on 11/1 AND a $100 gift card to @universitycoop πŸ”₯ To be eligible to win the prize just simply retweet this post 🀘🏼
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