SmomS
@SmomS11
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you’re stuck in a room with a gun and two bullets. in this room with you is an Adin Ross stream chatter, Anthony Fantano stream chatter, and an Ohnepixel stream chatter. make your choice.
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y’know that cliche of when a kid sees their pet goldfish upside down in the fishbowl and the parents try calming the kid down by saying “no no no he’s not dead! he’s just uh… sleeping.” half looks normal and the other half has the slant of a ski slope.
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yeah you get my email??? yeah on the work email where the fuck else? i need u to fax me a pic of yo tits, pronto. chop chop‼️
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experimen… tinder dot com, use only fallout 4 sarcastic dialogue options, and see what happer…s
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recording my sex tape with the dash cam so i can say “okay garmin, save video!” mid back shot.
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inciting racial tensions in the food lion lobster tanks by throwing a limited amount of fish in there. consult fanduel for betting on which lobster will win.
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when you die, jus kno that you’ll hear that evil ass laugh that happens at the end of a COD zombies match with how many dicks you’ve sucked instead of rounds survived
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these bitches subs the way i be givin em my quiznos. there are lethal amounts of heroin in my body
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the pussy feeling rather shoe-like in essence… fake suede? velvet perhaps? or maybe the canvas around a high top converse? curious…
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hello harvard, i’d like to submit some research in a study i’ve conducted. mainly involving the correlation of people posting terribly disguised fetish art and those same people not being allowed within close proximity to schools. yknow, science. n all that jazz.
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using a cheese grater on parts of my body, hoping the world would change. it appears all for naught, for my white cheddar has served no purpose. fuck you.
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As I beg on my knees and cry in anguish, I can only beg for all of your forgiveness. For I haven’t shared an opinion on (insert anything) through “Twitter dot com”, for it to be validated via 3 likes and a retweet. Apology video in the works.
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Look here pal, I’m not the one that looks like he eats pickled pieces of dry wall. You though? Different story for sure
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Fascinating.. the coasters I shove into my asshole seem to behave the same as putting GameCube discs into the Wii console
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Hrnnnghh man it’s so hard to workout without the thought of my girlfriend being fucked by other men… I need my “revenge arc” right now!!!
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