im alive but im dead
@SmokinVamp
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Joined March 2018
:･ﾟ✧ *:･ﾟ✧ *:✧*:･ﾟ.✧:･ﾟ.✧*:･. ┊ ┊ ┊ ┊ ┊ ┊ ┊ ❀ ┊ ┊ ✧ ┊ ❀ ✧ 『𝐕𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐞』 ⋰𝐘𝐚𝐰𝐧⋱ ✿𝘋𝘦𝘴𝘤. & 𝘓𝘪𝘵. ︙ 𝘋𝘦𝘵. 𝘝𝘢𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘴 ✿𝘚𝘩𝘪𝘱𝘴 𝘸/ 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘮.︙ 𝘌𝘹𝘱. 𝘙𝘗 ♡+↻?
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Y’all got any meatballs?
You arrive at Ikea. You go to the kitchen section. You see Sparkling has set up a full bar spread on one of the display kitchens and security is trying to escort him out
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Man he didn’t get the job done :/ And they say IM lazy
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“Man” “Actually he didn’t get the job done, could /you/ k!ll me for like a week? I think that’s fair.”
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“HONESTLY IT MAKES THINGS WORSE”
“I THOUGHT SLEEP HELPED YOU?”
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“IDK IM BORED”
“WHY DO YOU WANT THAR??”
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“WHAT?”
“WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?”
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“I know.” .
“I- but you’re gonna be really hurt..”
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“YEAH! DO IT! NO BALLS!”
“WAIT WHAT??”
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“FUCKIN-“ Arms out open and wide “DO IT BITCH!”
He pulls out his sword. “YOU HAVE 5 SECONDS TO RUN.”
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“NO HE’D STOMP ON MY BACK AND NECK”
“VAMPIRE SHOES ARE NOT MADE FOR STOMPING ON FACES.”
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“THEIR MADE TO WALK AND SO HED WALK ON ME! HIS SHOES WOULD BE FINE!”
HIS SHOES ARENT MADE FOR THAT
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“IT WASN’T MEANT TO BE SEXUAL!”
“THEN DONT HAVE MY PRECIOUS COFFEE BABY STEP ON YOU!-“
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