Endless Wandering
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With a dog, by the sea
Isle of Wight
Joined July 2009
Whatever your views of him, his party and their manifesto, it's so refreshing to see a British politician use their native tongue with nuance, context and simplicity. Layer upon layer of the world's greatest language, the most expressive language, used so that even a fucking
Zack Polanski is a Jewish lad from Salford, Manchester. Today, he taught our journalists & politicians a wee lesson in honesty.
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My child and her father; forcing me to think about unclenching my jaw since 2004
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Love it when I invoice a client and they reply with a 👍🏻 instead of just paying the fucking thing
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NB. Arthur was carved by my mum, when she was at art school, and is named after her tutor.
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The fire lighting things live in this box, guarded by Arthur, the elephant. 20yo wanted a match, so I made her ask him for permission to move him and get one, then put him back and thank him. She did, then walked out muttering “This house is fucking ridiculous” 😂
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Trying to make my printer realise that, yes, there is fucking paper in the fucking input tray, why the fuck can’t you fucking feel that it is fucking there, gives me renewed sympathy for men with small penises
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Wouldn’t be Christmas if I didn’t have to go outside and scream ‘CUUUUUUUUUNT!’ though, would it? 🤷🏼♀️
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that he didn’t absolutely HAVE to. And who still owes me several thousands in child support. The mental gymnastics are staggering
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Sorry just one more thing….. The ABSOLUTE FUCKING BRASS BALLS of the man to sit and proclaim that men are natural providers and exploited and emotionally manipulated by women for their labour, to the woman and child for whom he has NEVER PROVIDED A SINGLE SOLITARY FUCKING THING
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Anyway, just off loading that so I can get back to enjoying what was and will now continue to be a really lovely Christmas! Cheers! 🎄
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Had the ex in my house for 2 hours and now feel the urge to fumigate my brain It takes a lot to make really hate a person, but fucking hell he tries his absolute best
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Walking the dog in the dark and an older man coming towards us stopped and stood right back out of my way and did a deep bow as I went past. I liked it, 10/10 should be a thing
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Fuck me it’s bitter on the beach. Really enjoying my Reynauds syndrome kicking in with a vengeance 🥶😫😫
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There’s a nana waiting for this ferry with me who’s family keep ringing her to make sure she’s ok with all her travel and advise her about trains. Every time her phone rings she she looks like she’s about to toss it into the sea
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Is there any more cunty sound than a Tesla reversing?
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