sly klye
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Imagine thinking there are "files" Imagine thinking they'll get "released"
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Remember this Thanksgiving-season friends, the preferred nomenclature for a group of turkeys is 'rafter' I want to believe this particular rafter that I saw last year got away, and they're still living on the lam
Swear to God I saw a pack of turkeys while driving at work today- a 'rafter' of turkeys, as that's what they're called, apparently, and they were turkey-bookin' it towards the treeline on the lam...I'm rooting for you, renegade turkeys
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Definitely at the age of noticing that people are driving too fast down my street, and most streets, in fact
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Man that 2005 Chicago Bears defense really was legit, those guys were awesome. Charles "Peanut" Tillman, Nathan Vasher, Tommie Harris, Tank Johnson...Briggs and Urlacher of course, Alex Brown, Adewale Ogunleye...Chris Harris and Mike Brown goddamn, and they'd hit ya too 🏈
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All the bugs are crawling back to HELL for the winter and as I do every year, I am waving them goodbye like people used to do to departing ocean-liners with a heartfelt FUCK YOU
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Walked a nice 13 blocks for brunch then got iced coffee and a treasure from the $1 bin at the record store...have a great Sunday!
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Late afternoon on Halloween...this is like the part of the horror movie where nothing bad has happened yet
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