🐸 SOFT SLURP LAUNCH 🧪 SlurpySwap is now live on @Chromia Testnet via @NomismaNetwork ⚠️ Access is limited: → Only for Chip holders & S1 badge holders → Soon: open for Nomisma ID holders 🎯 Quests are LIVE → First quests available: SlurpySwap → New quests will drop

First swap on SlurpySwap: "Wait... no gas? Is this real? Did it work?" *checks wallet nervously* 100th swap on SlurpySwap: *slurps aggressively* 🐸 "Ez." #nomisma #nomismanetwork

🐸 You lost money on your last trade You just don't know it yet On most DEXs, bots watch the mempool and sandwich your swaps They see your order → front-run it → profit off you → you get worse price This "invisible tax" costs traders billions every year On SlurpySwap: →

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What we're cooking at SlurpySwap: ✅ Zero-gas swaps - live ✅ MEV protection - live ✅ Core AMM - live 🔨 Building now: → Limit orders → Advanced charts → Mobile optimization 📋 On the roadmap: → Liquidity mining rewards → Cross-chain bridges We ship. You slurp. 🐸

Gasless doesn’t mean “free”. It means: → No network gas → Predictable costs → No surprise burns On SlurpySwap, the chain absorbs complexity. You just trade. 🐸 UX should work for humans.

Price goes sideways. Bots go active. Regulators scream. Builders? Still building.

🐸 Slurpy Weekly Market Slurp - Only the Juicy Bits 2026 starts with cold hands and sharp narratives. BTC holds the ~$90K zone while: → ETFs bleed ($680M+ outflows) → Leverage resets → Whales quietly reposition ETH doesn’t care about price drama. Infra keeps moving: →

❓ What Happens When You Click “Swap” Click swap → liquidity pool → AMM pricing → small fee → LPs → final output. No brokers. No order books. No permission. Just math + liquidity doing the job. That’s how swaps work on SlurpySwap 🐸💧 #nomisma #nomismanetwork

CEX risk = humans, custody, freezes. DEX risk = code, transparency, self-custody. On a DEX, you control your keys. On a CEX, you trust someone else to. SlurpySwap = gasless, non-custodial, MEV-free by design 🐸 #nomisma #nomismanetwork

🐸✨ Happy New Year, Slurpers! Thanks for slurping, swapping, testing, and building with us this year. More liquidity, more experiments, more degen energy ahead. 💧 Stay gasless. Stay early. Stay slurpy. 2026 is ours 🚀

🐸 SlurpySwap isn’t just a DEX. It provides: • Liquidity for the ecosystem • Real on-chain activity • Utility for quests, IDs, and tokens Every swap strengthens Nomisma’s economic layer. DEX first. Growth next. #nomisma #nomismanetwork

Me checking Nomisma quests every day: “Did they drop new Slurpy quests yet?” 👀🐸 Early quests = early points. Miss them = you’re late. Stay slurpy. #nomisma #nomismanetwork

🐸 DEX aggregators scan multiple pools and DEXs to find the best execution price. That means: • Less slippage • Better rates • Smarter routing SlurpySwap is built to plug cleanly into aggregator flows as the ecosystem expands. #nomisma #nomismanetwork

DEXs started as experiments. Now, they’re the backbone of on-chain finance. Gasless swaps, fair execution, user ownership - that’s the next phase. 🐸 SlurpySwap is already there!

🐸 AMMs use math, not humans. The classic formula: x × y = k As one token is bought, its price rises automatically. SlurpySwap optimizes this model with deep liquidity and gasless execution - reducing friction without breaking the rules of DeFi. #nomisma #nomismanetwork

🐸 On many DEXs, bots watch the mempool and sandwich your trades. SlurpySwap doesn’t have a public mempool. No mempool → no MEV → no sandwich attacks. Fair execution for every slurper. #nomisma #nomismanetwork

🤔 How can a DEX be gasless? Chromia uses resource credits instead of per-transaction gas fees. Result: • Faster swaps • Predictable costs • Better UX for traders & LPs 🐸 SlurpySwap turns DeFi from “painful” into usable. #nomisma #nomismanetwork

🔄 Every swap includes a small trading fee. Important part: → Fees go to liquidity providers → Not miners → Not validators LPs earn while the ecosystem grows. No gas. No middlemen. Just aligned incentives. #nomisma #nomismanetwork

Quick reminder: SlurpySwap Testnet is still LIVE. You can: • Test gasless swaps • Explore pools • Complete quests • Earn early points 🐸 Access is staged - but the slurping has already started. 👉 Check stages & access: https://t.co/gIQJ711fdc 👉 Explorer:

⚙️ When you add liquidity, you receive LP tokens. They represent: • your share of the pool • your right to earned fees LP tokens are composable DeFi assets - they can be used, tracked, and integrated across protocols. On SlurpySwap, LPs stay gasless, transparent, and