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Slowpoke Rodriguez

@Slowpoke96l

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Parody account. X has asked that I don’t portray myself as the real cartoon character. 🤪MAGA Pureblood🩸🇺🇸

Long Island, New York
Joined October 2025
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@Slowpoke96l
Slowpoke Rodriguez
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Democrats can’t win elections without their illegal invaders, their fake mail in ballots, and their rigged voting machines.
@WallStreetApes
Wall Street Apes
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WOAH 🚨 Journalist went undercover at the New York City Board of Elections posing as a non citizen BOARD OF ELECTIONS ADMITS TO REGISTERING ILLEGALS TO VOTE The say they won’t report illegals registering "We accept anything that comes over the counter” https://t.co/9iAS4uuWNl
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@DOGEQEEN
Hosna ⚖️
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🚨BREAKING: Democrat fraudster Rep. Sheila McCormick is being arraigned for conspiring to steal $5 MILLION from FEMA If ANY Republican did this they'd be expelled already! What's your response to this......??👀 MAKE THIS GO VIRAL ON 𝕏. LET’S GO 👏
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@MrWhiteMAGA
𝐌𝐑. 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐓𝐄 ™
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ARE PUBLIC SCHOOLS SAFE? It started like any other school day. Lockers slamming. Hallway chatter. Teachers calling out reminders about homework. Kids moving to their next class is where the confrontation takes place. Two girls stepped into her path. Their faces weren’t
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@OHMAGA1776
🇺🇸 OH MAGA 🇺🇸
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@nohassleprice
Declaration of Independence 1776 ✝️
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@AntiLeftMemes @Chris_1791 This should be taught in school especially high school… 👇
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@WallStreetApes
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This is why Zohran Mamdani needs to raise property taxes on New York City residents Here’s what’s included in his new $127 billion dollar spending proposal - $5.6 million for Office of Racial Equity - $4.6 million for Commission on Racial Equity - $835,000 for Commission on
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@elonmusk
Elon Musk
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Yup
@GuntherEagleman
Gunther Eagleman™
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@elonmusk I had to try it… ChatGPT is racist.
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@iAnonPatriot
American AF 🇺🇸
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Liberal white woman says she wants conservatives to be “hung” and “cut up” WTF is wrong with these people..!?
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@candace_lo70387
🍭🍭Candace🍭🍭
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🕊️ Train up a child in the way he should go and when he is old he will not depart from it. Proverbs 22:6 @StarxFire @MassholeJay @franigenx @State9Mac @Lissa4Maga @RighterThanRigh @candace_lo70387 @GabiNga1 @ToniLL22 @Gentleman2741 @_rockytop_biker @Blueverse01
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@PolitiKatTales
Politikal Kat-Tales
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@iAnonPatriot These left-wing 🥜are determined to control the central messaging in our country to align with their ideologies and 🤥🤥🤥
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@WallStreetApes
Wall Street Apes
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A Minnesota middle school has been caught teaching eighth graders that ICE is arresting “thousands of legal immigrants” “The teacher in this class also is accused of encouraging students to watch videos of, in their words, inhumane migrant detention centers, as well as footage
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@elonmusk
Elon Musk
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grokipedia.com
Grokipedia is an open source, comprehensive collection of all knowledge.
@cb_doge
DogeDesigner
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BREAKING: Grokipedia has started to outrank Wikipedia on Google search results. The downfall of Wikipedia has officially begun.
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@pdzcompanies
Creative Divas
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@LightOnLiberty
Bridgett Fertig
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We all watched the 2020 election live on TV. President Trump was MILES ahead of Joe Biden. But then the swing states ALL stopped counting votes on election night. This was the first time in history that any state did this, and 7 of them did it simultaneously. Election workers
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@EricLDaugh
Eric Daugherty
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🚨 BREAKING: Democrats are furious that it was exposed Hakeem and Schumer asked Epstein for money AFTER he was convicted “We've now learned that Schumer and Jeffries — POST CONVICTION — they were still asking this guy for money!” Massive backfire!
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@libsoftiktok
Libs of TikTok
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Only 8% of students at Gaithersburg Middle School are proficient in Math. Only 28% of students are proficient in Reading. Don't worry, they are spending their lunch time making anti-ICE posters!
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INBOX: Flyers promoting an anti-ICE walkout reportedly spotted inside Gaithersburg Middle School (@MCPS) in Maryland, instructing students to make anti-ICE posters during lunch. Source says that the flyers have been hanging in the school for WEEKS. Your taxes are being used to
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