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@SlopeOfFunction
Slope of Function
5 years
Monotheism won the same way Amazon is winning -- it's too much trouble to deal with hundreds of small gods, Jehovah offers one-stop shopping
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4 years
And a Happy 4/20, St. Patrick's Day for hippies. Needs a parade.
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4 years
I do not understand why more people don't call this and 4/20 The High Holy Days.
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4 years
Happy Bicycle Day to those who celebrate.
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4 years
Rationalism is what you would get from a crossbreeding experiment involving Objectivism, Unitarianism, and Scientology.
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4 years
Dante was the Disney of his time.
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4 years
God as a kind of psychopathic user experience designer.
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4 years
It's pretentious to deny your own pretentiousness.
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4 years
Spiritual warfare between the RightThingIsts and the WorseIsBettertarians.
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5 years
"I'm not very good at humblebragging" is a humblebrag.
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5 years
Do you remember what it was like to be the version of you before you read this?
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9 years
Happy mothers day to Chaos, dark mother of all things.
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5 years
Dreamed I was trying to split a pastry with EM Cioran.
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5 years
Cassilda: ...it's time. We all have laid aside our branding but you. Stranger: I wear no brand. Camilla: (Terrified, aside to Cassilda) No brand? No brand!
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@SlopeOfFunction
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5 years
If an attention whore tree falls in the forest and nobody is around does it get back up and try falling again later?
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5 years
Famous Hammers: _ & sickle Arm & _ MC _ Maxwell's Silver _ Mjölner _ of Freedom Armie _ Grabthar's _
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@SlopeOfFunction
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5 years
And "Wonkipedia" for those who want to avoid ideology in favor of neutral quantitative data.
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@SlopeOfFunction
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5 years
USPS honors WST
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ARCHIVED - NASA Sun & Space
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Bring some sunshine into your mailbox. 📬☀️ New @USPS stamps will feature views of the Sun from our Solar Dynamics Observatory, showcasing our star’s dynamic and dazzling activity. https://t.co/GeXhB1yrDv
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5 years
If you meet the Buddha on Twitter, block him.
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5 years
How about if Wikipedia forks off into "Wokipedia" and "Wankipedia" to reflect the two largely separate epistemological universes?
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