Chris Sloley
@SloleyChris
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“Say it… say the… say the thing…” “But that’s his job” “Ahahah, absolutely mad we are”
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I am channelling the positivity of our 3yo today, who asked my wife: “How are you today? Good or great?” No room for negativity.
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Just once it would be nice if ghosts believed in me, for a change
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Just once it would be nice if ghosts believed in me, for a change
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.@JupiterAM_UK to scrap Europe ex-UK fund that failed to catch fire. It will close this week after it didn’t succeed in amassing sufficient assets. More ➡️ https://t.co/egwOu9fC0b Piece I did for @CitywireWealth.
citywire.com
The Europe ex-UK Equity fund managed by Mark Heslop and Mark Nichols will close this week after it didn’t succeed in amassing sufficient assets.
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One of the main ways me and the Pied Piper differ is that if someone didn’t pay my invoice, I’m thinking ombudsman and other legal recourse. Kidnapping the village’s kids is way down my list. Not even top five in terms of course of action for me, but to each his own, I guess.
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[Jamie Redknapp voice]: "Thing about Kaspy, he can still do a job. He can get up and down the board, yes. Maybe not as quick as he once was. But, the first move is in his head. You can't teach that. Literally thinking all the time..."
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🚨EXCLUSIVE🚨 @BlackRock scraps ESG multi-asset income fund designed to build on blockbuster strategy due to lack of interest, which meant it fell below workable threshold of assets under management, @cwselector understands. ➡️ https://t.co/6W9bO4Jg83 ✏️@SloleyChris
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The strategy, which launched at the start of 2022, has fallen below the workable threshold of assets under management, Citywire Selector understands.
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"Neglection fever" - the feeling that the outcome of next week's US election is too horrible to comprehend, so you just zone it out and scroll memes on your phone instead.
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A lot of Trump-focused media is "fish-in-a-barrel/look at these fools" type stuff, which makes @ggatehouse's second series of The Coming Storm even more compelling - I had never heard of Network Cities or Praxis and more nefarious things creeping into society. Worth a listen.
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The fact 80% of the kids who found golden tickets in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory turned out to be right little shits shows how much of our experience-led culture is wasted on those who don’t appreciate it. In this Ted Talk I will…
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I am channelling the positivity of our 3yo today, who asked my wife: “How are you today? Good or great?” No room for negativity.
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(Wearing a full suit carrying a Microsoft Surface and dragging a flip chart noisily into a sauna) “Let’s turn this steam room into a Teams Room”
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England get a manager who has won the league in two different countries, several domestic cups and the bloody Champions League. Journalists’ main question: “Will you sing our song about making sure our silly old King lives forever or not!?”
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“The first episode of Friends (Sep 94) aired closer to the moon landing (July 1969) than to today” sounds like one of those made up facts but is actually true…
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