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乂 ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴇʀꜰᴇᴄᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴡɪɴ ᴛᴏ @softscientist 乂 ᅠ ᅠ ⠀ ᅠ ᅠ ⠀ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛ ᴛᴏ ʟᴀᴜɢʜ , ɪᴛ ɢɪᴠᴇꜱ ᴍᴇ ᴀ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ ᴀᴛᴛᴀᴄᴋ , @THEPUNKTACTICS◇
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Joined July 2025
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. . . MRS HAMATO
. . we shouldn't play, then.
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Only if you don't eat the pieces this time
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<-- has insomnia but instantly falls asleep whenever he's hugged by his brothers and his wife.
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( Opens up his seven layer blanket fort for his twin) Hurry! The heat is getting out.
um. yes.
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( Looking up at her covered in snow. Grabs her by the coat, SHOVES SNOW DOWN HER SHIRT )
[ standing victorious over his body. flexing muscles and everything. ] – I AM THE QUEEN OF SNOW DAY !
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...im dead
[ SLAM!, CRASH!, THUD! ] – BWAAAAHAHAHAHA ! ! GOT'CHA ! !
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Wanna huddle for warmth like penguins?
there is so much...... snow.......
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WAIT WAIT WAIT
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AND YOU MARRIED ME
HAH! I KNEW IT! YOU'RE AS WEIRD AS I AM!
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EW NO?? ...okay maybe once.
Don't 'baby' me. Don't tell me YOU haven't tried his baby food.
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Baby.
– I'm allowed my curiosities, as damning as they are!
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...babe.
. . BLECH! IT'S BAD. TERRIBLE. DON'T EAT.
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Purring like a kitten as he fully takes advantage of her body heat. Love sick golden retriever boyfriend.
Stretching out across @SlidingSlicer. She's decided he ( and his bed ) are her beds tonight.
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NOOOOO YOURE MY PRINCESS AND I HATE MYSELF NOW
IT CAN BE IF YOU'RE GONNA CRY ABOUT IT ? ? I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH CRYING ? ?
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ITS NOT OKAY I HIT YOU??
'NARDO - , IT'S FINE - , UHM. THE PUNCH WAS INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE? I ADMIRE YOUR STRENGTH?
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( SOBBING )
! ! ! WAIT, HEY - , HANG ON, C'MON, I'M NOT ACTUALLY THAT MAD ANYMORE – ,
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( ACTUALLY CRYING )
. . OKAY, FUCK, FAIR POINT, BUT STILL!
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