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Slender Swab

@SlenderSwab

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Currently seeking moisture.

Joined August 2014

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Slender Swab

@SlenderSwab

9 years

Screamed in horror as I woke to find two severed horse heads in my bed, but then laughed remembering I hadn't removed the one from yesterday.

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Slender Swab

@SlenderSwab

1 year

Biden fundraising emails be like

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Slender Swab

@SlenderSwab

2 years

old man take a look at my balls they're a lot like yours.

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Slender Swab

@SlenderSwab

2 years

Chester the Polestar.

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Slender Swab

@SlenderSwab

2 years

I am from the island of Masturba. I will forever protect our way of life, our heritage, our legacy!.

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Slender Swab

@SlenderSwab

3 years

Well done, Brandon

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Slender Swab

@SlenderSwab

3 years

RT @willmenaker: Brett Farve played every game of his career with injuries greater than every World Cup player combined even pretends to ha….

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Slender Swab

@SlenderSwab

3 years

I think whoever wrote this was born less than a month ago.

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Slender Swab

@SlenderSwab

3 years

RT @GunnelsWarren: Elon Musk: I need $1.5 billion or SpaceX will go broke.Feds: Approved. Intel CEO: We need $76 billion or we're moving to….

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Slender Swab

@SlenderSwab

3 years

I drain my bag daily so I guess that makes me a cheater.

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Slender Swab

@SlenderSwab

3 years

The Mitt Sack

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Slender Swab

@SlenderSwab

3 years

Trick or treat!!!. Well hello, welcome to my lemon party.

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Slender Swab

@SlenderSwab

3 years

Makes you wanna feel.Makes you wanna try.Makes you wanna rub your balls on the sky.

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Slender Swab

@SlenderSwab

3 years

If it isn't the sweet release of death then shut it Nancy

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Slender Swab

@SlenderSwab

3 years

APPENDECTOMY.

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Slender Swab

@SlenderSwab

3 years

Be a boomer and engrave your social security number on all your tools.

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Slender Swab

@SlenderSwab

3 years

Tell me something I don't know, christians

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Slender Swab

@SlenderSwab

3 years

All dentists are swingers. Prove me wrong.

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Slender Swab

@SlenderSwab

3 years

ZZ Top is a jam band.

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Slender Swab

@SlenderSwab

3 years

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