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@SleepyFaaris
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by the way im gonna be gone for like five days the entire week starting tomorrow but im not dead im just working
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one of the funniest parts about this is they're ultra-supportive but in the strangest ways. what the fuck is a gender pistol
I am essentially the only member of the group who is not a cisgender man
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I am essentially the only member of the group who is not a cisgender man
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Realized while I’m doing the stereotypical trans Fallout New Vegas obsession thing I’m doing it in a significantly gayer manner by not actually playing the game and instead infiltrating a group of men who’s primary hobbies are cosplaying Desert Rangers and partying in the desert
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Cowabunga.
‼️ NEW: The TauCeti World website has been updated with a new Personality Test section. https://t.co/3IeXCPBdpQ
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bringing back splifflicated in 2026
Slang expression for “getting drunk” over the first half of the 20th century: 1900: lit, ginned 1901: ossified, pot-eyed 1902: saturated 1903: petrified 1905: tanked, blotto, shellacked, rosey 1906: spifflicated 1907: slopped 1908: jingled, bunned 1910: orie-eyed 1912: piped,
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i wonder if i wrote Desert Ranger Posts in the same methodology and cadence as some write Mech Pilot Posts if that'd kick off as a novel take on the genre
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it remains true
I got too many oomfs in too many places how am I supposed to visit all of the esoteric occult twink in the mvskoke nation, the mech pilot author in brooklyn, the leather-obsessed and older-than-my-mother enby in los angelos, and that one hot one in Idaho (?) for some reason (?)
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I got too many oomfs in too many places how am I supposed to visit all of the esoteric occult twink in the mvskoke nation, the mech pilot author in brooklyn, the leather-obsessed and older-than-my-mother enby in los angelos, and that one hot one in Idaho (?) for some reason (?)
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on Plundr, the pirate dating app, accidentally swiped starboard on a siren :/
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in 2026 you need to be moving to the city. getting bangs. doing something new with the back of your hair like think angular or sharp or fluffy-layered. you should be reading periodicals of translated literature and commentary from france. it/its pronouns.
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sometimes there's an autistic person whose special interest is getting laid and when it works it's a wonder to behold
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noticing a pattern recently where someone older and/or taller will say the phrase "i'm proud of you" and it briefly shuts down my brain i will continue to pretend this is normal.
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I may annihilate the 36 year old Californian enby I may get annihilated by the 22 year old Oklahoman twink I will enact vengeance upon she who shall not be named This will center my being and fulfill my impetus for change.
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