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Recovering freelance journalist with lukewarm sports takes. IT professional, @comwmu grad and #GirlDad. Neurodivergent. Opinions are mine.

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Eagles D can’t stop a nosebleed today #NFLPlayoffs #NFL
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Clear trip plain as day and no call
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“We score four a game. Look it up.”
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Owen Michaels!
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William Whitelaw confirmed sniper
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Philippe Blais-Savoie with an absolute SNIPE to win it for CC in OT against North Dakota 👀
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Broncos with a Friday night roadie!
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WMU Hockey
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Always good to get road dubs! #BroncosReign
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Pls stop taking penalties
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Hampton Slukynsky you absolute madlad
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Eric Pohlkamp is very good at ice hockey
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Two posts and another that might’ve went in … should be 2-0, maybe 3-0 😒
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The stars were bright, Fernando ✨ #CFAPeachBowl #CFBPlayoff
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Indiana plz #CFP #CFAPeachBowl #CFBPlayoff
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this dude is not human I swear
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FOX College Hoops
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COEN CARR ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
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Hampton Slukynsky, we are not worthy.
@TheNCHC
The NCHC
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These tremendous tendies sprawl, lunge, and dive in an electric #NCHChockey Top 5️⃣ Saves of the Week! 5️⃣ @WMUHockey 🤸😮 4️⃣ @SunDevilHockey 💨🛑 3️⃣ @UNDmhockey 🥄 🙅 2️⃣ @CCTigerHKY ⚡🦶 1️⃣ @WMUHockey 😲🧤 #theNational
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.@WMUHockey sweeps Notre Dame to start the new year off right!
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Hampton Slukynsky ARE YOU SERIOUS?? #NCHCHockey
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Hammer gets his third shutout of the season!
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WMU Hockey
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BRONCOS WIN! The first of many in 2026! #BroncosReign
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Colby Woogk with a missile to put the Broncos up by three!
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Jesus what an absolute ROCKET
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