We will be down some mini awards ahead of the Final Day of the
#GirthNTurf
Tournament. Give us your nominees for 👇:
• Player of the Tournament 💪
•Flop of the Tournament 😬
• Unsung Hero 🦸
• Best Goal ⚽️
• Best Chant 🎶
•Best Moment 🤩
🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨
There are currently reports circulating suggesting that
@NewYUPCityFC
+
@DCampion_
is under investigation by
@angryginge13
after he was caught using “snus” which the
#GirthNTurf
Gaffer is suggesting that it could be considered to be a PED.
Breaking News 🗞️🚨
#GirthNTurf
Fans are calling for
@yungfilly1
to sell his shares after he refused to pay his fine.
On the other hand
@DannyAarons
has been praised and his popularity among the
@GNTFC_Official
fanbase has grown massively recently 📈.
After
@angryginge13
temporarily removed
@Heinzbainess
from
#GirthNTurf
,
@PeoplesPundit00
called him in which the Irish (We all know he’s secretly Scottish) bastard responded with “Na I’m Alright Thanks” and hung up… The Crouchy FC Captain proceeded to smash a can of Beans… 😭
Breaking News 🗞️🚨:
Players of
#GirthNTurf
are said to be “furious” with the food supplied in the cafeteria.
@NYKchazza
is said to be “upset over the lack of Curly Wurly’s in the vending machines”
Breaking 🚨:
@angryginge13
threatens to assault his Uber Delivery Driver after they’ve gotten his McDonalds order wrong. The whereabouts of Muhammad are unknown but we assume he is fleeing the country to somewhere more sunny so the ginger bastard can’t get to him 😳
#GirthNTurf
Breaking News 🗞️🚨:
#GirthNTurf
Attacker
@OfficialAitch
has reinjured his toe and is currently hobbling down to the physios room for it to be assessed. 🏥
We have just heard off
#GirthNTurf
Co-Owner
@yungfilly1
that our reporter
@garybanworth
has had a baby boy called Freddie. We are confused as we didn’t hear this from Gary himself, no more payed leave after he told us he was working on an exclusive story for the past 2 weeks.
As reported yesterday,
@NYKchazza
has won the
#GirthNTurf
Man of the week 🏆 this will count towards the current leaderboard where he will go tied 2nd with 2 awards. Are we all
#Chazzain
? 👀
The response from
#GirthNTurf
player
@WayneRooney
when
@Heinzbainess
suggested that he got his son to play some clubs for him level his player up “You, Yous want me to recreate Child Labour?”
Breaking News 🗞️🚨
@AaronHunt282
has requested Next Wednesday (8th May) off so he can attend Bolton vs Barnsley, which happens the day before in Tuesday the 8th of May… 😅 This has been approved by
@angryginge13
and
#GirthNTurf
Breaking 🚨:
#GirthNTurf
Player
@NYKchazza
announces he’s picked up “a little niggle” and is unavailable for today. The silly bastard has forgotten that the team isn’t scheduled to play tonight 🤦♂️
Breaking News 🗞️🚨
@angryginge13
says that
#GirthNTurf
will be “submitting a formal complaint to the PGMOL” as “You can’t go changing your entire fcking team outside the transfer window” whilst talking to
@samham__
the captain of
@NoDaysOffFC
Just seen the “Fair play to
@AaronHunt282
went from chilling with simple Simon and Luke Bennett to kicking ball with
@WayneRooney
round his gaff genuinely sound geeza aswell” for the 828th time and it was on a fcking video about a tennis player screaming at the umpire. 👍
Breaking News 🗞️🚨:
After a discussion about TV Shows, The Jefferey Dahmer show comes up,
@AaronHunt282
says “It’s a good show but I do disagree with what he did” which
@angryginge13
and the
#GirthNTurf
squad thankfully agreed 👍
#GirthNTurf
defeat La Carrington (
@ManUtd
Academy) 4-1 💥
•
@angryginge13
“These are shit”, “I don’t think they are even worth a 2nd game” 😳
• Gaffer steals pen from
@Behzinga
😬
•
@NYKchazza
called “shit” & “greedy bastard” for scoring a screamer 🥴
#GirthNTurf
have scored 20 goals in 2 games after 8-0 and 12 victories. But we have also heard the phrase “Greedy Bastard” used over 2,436 times in the last 30 minutes. The main victim being
@angryginge13
who has muted his Co-Owner
@yungfilly1
4 times already due to his comments.
Breaking News 🗞️🚨:
After being let back in to SelGirth Park we overheard
@angryginge13
talking to his
#GirthNTurf
team. He told them “you lot are all fcking shit” and “Out of 5 games, 4 MOTMs for me and 1 MOTM for the rest of you” 🎙️
Developing Story 🔜🗞️
Biggest Signing ✍️
= Biggest Flop? 🫢
@WayneRooney
made 4 appearances for
#GirthNTurf
on trial and the club went without a win in all 4 ❌ The club failed to keep a clean sheet with him in defence🧻 He did however provide an Assist 🅰️ in his game up top.
Breaking News 🗞️🚨
After a 1 on 1 between
@taysmcr
&
@angryginge13
they have resolved their issues. But as stated by the
#GirthNTurf
Gaffer, the fine system will become ‘rock solid’ and “there will be fines left, right and centre” starting tomorrow.
SkySportsGinge Statement ✍️
It has come to our attention that there is someone operating under the name SkySportsGinge on Twitch and is a moderator in
@taysmcr
chat. We would like to clarify that this isn’t an account associated with us in any way.
Tweeting about internal problems is a no go for the club, and will be dealt with internally. Danny is a young lad and will make mistakes, please bare with him and the club to resolve this issue.
Breaking News 🗞️🚨:
#GirthNTurf
player
@taysmcr
claims he has “pulled his calf in training” but alternative reports suggests he’s rejoined
@OfficialAitch
at the hospital 🏥 to feed him grapes 🍇 again. No confirmation on if these reports are credible thus far.
Breaking News 🗞️🚨
10 Year Olds try to force the greatest defender in
#GirthNTurf
History to change his opinion about a video game by commenting abuse under his meal plan 🥴
For the people who’ve asked over the past few weeks about the meal plan. These are the main meals each day, plus a myprotein brownie and protein shake with water
Min 4 litres of water a day aswell
Weird thing is I’m eating more than I did previous, it’s just not shit food now
Breaking News 🗞️🚨
@samham__
to be suspended for
@NoDaysOffFC
first game in the Matchday 3 Semi-Final of the
#GirthNTurf
tournament after picking up a red card against Crouchy FC.
We can confirm that
@WayneRooney
will miss today’s play off games for
#GirthNTurf
. It is unknown wether this is due to an injury at this time 🏥 Confirmed via
@angryginge13
🍊
🚨 Breaking 🚨:
As reported yesterday, in the
#GirthNTurf
League Qualifiers, some teams used players who’ve played in “VPG” which was stated to be against the rules. 1 side of the bracket will be replayed to find out who will face
@Cleverdics
team The Geordie Boys.
🚨 CHAMPIONS OF THE TURF 🚨
After a quick investigation we found that multiple teams in yesterday's tournament had ineligible players and therefore the first half of the bracket will be replayed without the ineligible players in order to find out who will face
@Cleverdics
in the
More Breaking News 🗞️🚨
@WayneRooney
to make his debut in the
#GirthNTurf
Tournament after missing the 1st Gameweek. He was just seen in the office with
@angryginge13
discussing the gameplay for tonight.
@Behzinga
also confirmed as Captain for tonight’s games. Not
@AaronHunt282
.
🚨 BREAKING 🚨
@OfficialAitch
has agreed to carry on with
#GirthNTurf
after he initially said that he felt “unwelcome”. Things quickly turned for the better after a quick sit down discussing the differences between him &
@angryginge13
which was led brilliantly by
@yungfilly1
✍️
Breaking News 🗞️🚨
As reported yesterday, the
#GirthNTurf
squad was unhappy with the cafeteria and vending machines. This has now been resolved within the club and it seems like squad morale has benefited too.
…
Breaking News 🗞️🚨
#GirthNTurf
Gaffer
@angryginge13
a doubt for future games after his Big Toe was disgustingly assaulted by a Metal Fence. We wish the
@GNTFC_Official
majority owner a swift recovery.
Statement ✍️:
Us here at SkySportsGinge are very upset by the recent actions of
#GirthNTurf
Majority Owner
@angryginge13
towards our reporter
@garybanworth
. He not only threw him out of the changing rooms but also threatened him. We find this behaviour incredibly inappropriate 😡
Breaking News 🗞️🚨:
@taysmcr
claims that the
#GirtNTurf
Staff are at fault for all the recent injuries to the squad. He’s currently making a formal complaint to the majority owner
@angryginge13
📝
🚨 CLUB STATEMENT 🚨
@yungfilly1
is out tonight with a knock, physio has confirmed this isn't long-term.
@taysmcr
has pulled his calf in training and has been sent to a specialist in Spain to get it checked.
Games are still on and
@WayneRooney
returns❗
#GirthNTurf
Breaking News 🗞️🚨
#GirthNTurf
Co-Owner
@yungfilly1
is refusing to pay a fine after a new fine system was put into place today. Him and
@angryginge13
are currently in a heated argument as they prepare for tomorrow’s tournament games.
Breaking News 🗞️🚨:
#GirthNTurf
to return to action tomorrow after a 2 day bender where
@NYKchazza
claims he was “bing, bashed and bonged” and some reports even suggest that he was force fed
@angryginge13
’s ginger pubes by
@bateson87
after he ate all the Curly Wurlys 😳
In response to this we have created a twitch account which is
@SkySportsGingesOnX
. Just don’t expect any Live Streams soon because
@garybanworth
invading the
#GirthNTurf
dressing room cost us our TV license.
SkySportsGinge Statement ✍️
It has come to our attention that there is someone operating under the name SkySportsGinge on Twitch and is a moderator in
@taysmcr
chat. We would like to clarify that this isn’t an account associated with us in any way.
Breaking 🚨:
The opening games have been announced for
#GirthNTurf
“Champions of the Turf” tournament. With what is being called “The biggest game” between
@GNTFC_Official
and
@SDSFootballClub
being the most eye catching of the opening 4 👀
One of our top
#GirthNTurf
reporters, none other than Gary Banworth, could secure what would be the biggest exclusive interview in SkySportsGinge History. 💥🍊
We can confirm that Qualifying Games for the
#GirthNTurf
League will start today. Expected that the
#GirthNTurf
boys play some of their own games, most likely league matches 👊.
🚨TRANSFER NEWS🚨🚨
Wipe your eyes, this isn’t a dream. ENGLANDS STARBOY COLE PALMER HAS JOINED ON LOAN FROM DBE FC HELP OUT NDO FC. THIS IS SIGNING OF THE SEASON. LETS ALL GIVE COLE A NICE WARM WELCOME!!! OUR STARBOY 🌟