If Messi does sign for City, it's crucial not to get too carried away on the wave of hysteria in FPL, especially if he's astronomically priced. The money saved on him could be spent elsewhere on a more balanced team.
I, for one, will not be interested if he's more than £23.0m.
A blank, yes, but Weghorst had the eighth-best xG tally* of Gameweek 31.
*among Burnley players
**behind Kevin Long, who played once. Against Man City
***an xG of 0.02, across two matches
****he was actually joint-142nd among all Premier League players
"Any team news for us, Marcelo?"
"Here is my entire starting XI, debit card pin, mother's maiden name and NI number."
"Hi Pep, what are you having for lunch?"
"I don't know. We will see. I have not seen the canteen menu yet. Many meals ahead, we will need all the options."
If Keinan Davis gets me an attacking return in the final ten minutes I'm buying someone a Premium Membership for Scout.
And no, you can't accept the cash equivalent for something 'better'.
That's a full season's worth (38) of Premier League games for Bruno Fernandes at United now.
41 FPL attacking returns, 7.8 points per match (after bonus today).
@Gemmabaggies
I must have typed and deleted something about a dozen times but still no closer to nailing the right words. Just so, so sorry for you all.
🗣️ Marcelo Bielsa: "Rodrigo Moreno is going to come in for Llorente. The XI is going to be: Meslier, Dallas, Ayling, Cooper, Alioski, Phillips, Klich, Moreno, Raphinha, Bamford and Harrison."
#FFScout
#FPL
#GW12
#LUFC
#FantasyPL
Hacked in the morning, I'm getting hacked in the morning...
Thanks for the kind words, folks, would probably just reiterate what others have said and get your passwords changed/log out of third party sites. Think this is targeted rather than widespread so no mass panic yet.
Who else misses the shithousery of being able to see the number of transfers that your mini-league rivals have made in advance of the deadline and playing Sherlock to try and determine who they brought in?
AP on Udogie: "I think he just kicked the ground from what I understand. He didn't want to come off but at that stage, the way the rules are at the moment, they go off for 30 secs. I thought it was better putting Ben on and keeping the tempo. Just speaking to him now, he's fine."
🗣️ Scott Parker on social media: "You see people glued to their phones, pressing a like button to get approval from someone they don't know. And that's the be-all and end-all."
♻️ Likes and RTs appreciated 👍
Here's the exact quote from Eddie Howe on Callum Wilson: “I think he’s OK. He’s had a little cold. It’s funny how everything gets around, doesn't it, especially when you’re doing a podcast, I suppose! But yeah, fingers crossed he’ll be OK.”
If FPL managers can't afford Salah, Hazard, Sterling, Aubameyang, Alonso, Robertson, Pogba, Rashford, Eriksen and Trippier - spend some of their own money
#keysdoesFPL
"Unlimited free transfers can also be made between Sat 12 Nov 13:30 and Mon 26 Dec 13:30 when the Premier League season has been adjusted to accommodate the FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022."
I've been playing FPL for not far off 20 years and Cucurella over Shaw as my James replacement is right up there in my hall of fame of bewilderingly inept decisions.
Gordon spotted in training on Sky Sports News!
Trippier not on the training pitch this morning but
@SkySports_Keith
reporting that there are no major concerns and he's getting treatment indoors
Couldn't see Botman but could easily have missed him
Exact quote from Iraola on Solanke in his post-match interview with afcb tv:
🗣️ Iraola: "Dom wasn't feeling well from his knee. We have to assess him, I hope it's not something big and he can help us this weekend."
I reckon I could make any footballer in any given game look good with one of these:
🇧🇷 Joelinton v Chelsea
⚽️ 2 shots
🔑 2 key passes
🤤 2/3 dribbles successful
🦘 4 aerial duels won
🎯 88% pass completion rate in opposition half
🚑 5 recoveries
👏 What a return to the team 💪
Strong, possibly accidental hint of a City DGW29 from Pep today?
"Now it's recovery. We don't have time for [celebrating]. Sheffield Wednesday, United, Burnley, maybe between Arsenal, and after, Champions League. So no time to rest."
#DGW29
#FFScout
🗣️ RDZ on Mitoma: "I think he's tired now because he's playing maybe too many games but he has to get used to playing three games per week if he wants to play for a big, big team or if we will play in Europe next year."
Bad news = he's pooped
Good news = "get on with it"
🗣️ Howe on Gordon: "I don't know at this moment in time, I hope [he is OK]. He just said he was feeling a tightness in his hip, fingers crossed it's nothing serious."
Get that flag on, FPL! 😬
Here's a fun, narrative-driven stat on 'Trollard' from this piece wot I dun...
From GW32 of 2021/22 (the start of Brighton's purple patch) to now:
Trossard v last season's top 10:
11 goals
13 big chances
Trossard v last season's bottom 10/promoted clubs:
0 goals
0 big chances
🎲 FPL two-week player punts: Brighton 🔵⚪️
🗓️ Wolves (A)
🗓️ Aston Villa (H)
🔎 How have Brighton played so far under Roberto De Zerbi, and which players should
#FPL
managers be considering?
📝
@SkontoRigga
🗣️ Roy Hodgson on Joel Ward: "He's injured his groin. He felt a pain in his groin so it's obviously some sort of strain in the groin. I expect we'll have to wait until they do the scans to find out how serious that is."
#FFScout
#FPL
#GW13
#CPFC
#FantasyPL
If Keinan Davis gets me an attacking return in the final ten minutes I'm buying someone a Premium Membership for Scout.
And no, you can't accept the cash equivalent for something 'better'.
Wishing Joe a swift recovery. Valued his opinions long before I became a colleague and soon discovered how excellent he is at stitching a podcast together despite my best efforts to make it unlistenable. More importantly, he is genuinely one of the nicest blokes you'll ever meet.
I was on Scout Notes duty for
@FFScout
at the weekend, writing up most teams' final pre-season games.
Some were watched live, some were watched on fast-forward later, some merely observed from highlights packages.
And they're all in this... ugh... *THREAD*
[1/6]
I, naturally, wish Pep the very best and hope a negative test result is forthcoming.
But there's some heavy irony in Mr "I Don't Know, We Will See" getting an inconclusive Covid test result back.
❗️ | UPDATE: Pep Guardiola's press conference has now been cancelled. The City boss has reportedly returned an "inconclusive" COVID test this morning and is waiting for a PCR test to confirm the results.
#FFScout
#FPL
#GW18
#MCFC
My guess at Lineker's first MOTD guest introduction when we're back up and running:
"...and from the new normal, to the old strange: Alan Shearer and Ian Wright."
"...we'll now take questions from the public. The first question is from FPLObscureSuffix, off of the internet."
"CAN I MAKE UNLIMITED TRANSFERS FOR GW31+ AND THEN FREE HIT FOR GW30+"
How can someone in such a privileged leadership position get away with such a flagrant abuse of the rules and the empty, copy-and-paste apologies?
Anyway that's enough about Xhaka, what's happening in Westminster etc
Is that Arsenal down to 12 available senior outfield players now with Cedric off injured and Xhaka banned (plus the myriad other absences)? Hold those Spurs transfers!
Following an investigation, we are satisfied that three accounts were deleted by a malicious third-party as there was a consistent pattern between the activity. As such, we have reinstated the accounts to the original owners.
It's not as if this needed any clarification but...
🗣️ Conte: "It was a great gesture from Harry to leave the penalty to Son. Sonny is also good at kicking penalties but we know very well that the player to kick the penalty is Harry."
🤝 We are delighted to confirm the arrival of Dutch International Wout Weghorst on a three-and-a-half-year deal.
Welkom bij Burnley, Wout! 🇳🇱
#WelcomeWout
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#UTC
A house clear-out today unearthed Issue 28 of 'Mega Match', a hand-written/drawn magazine I produced in August 1995 which rounded up the weekly goings-on in my demented Subbuteo world.
I shall now present to you the highlights.
Your weekly reminder to wait until the last possible moment for early team news but also to not wait till the last possible moment to make a transfer. It really is that simple.
Dias/Cancelo's FPL points totals since Dias joined City:
Dias: 181
Cancelo: 182
So Cancelo has been matching Dias even factoring in the extra no-shows/cameos, averaging 5.35 PPM to Dias' 4.76.
71 pts for the Deleted XI, which I think would have left me around bang on 50k. If this is the last I see of the buggers, then one final bit of Jam Lundstram was a fitting way to go out.
If I was a fan of the old Twitter banter, I'd post something like...
Chances created in GW32:
Mathew Ryan - 1
Bruno Fernandes - 0
But I'm not, so I won't.
More Unai Emery on Ollie Watkins, this time to Villa TV:
"Of course he was asking us to change him but it was because he has a cut. Hopefully for Sunday, he is going to be available."
We are delighted to confirm that Solly March has signed a new contract until June 2026, with an additional one-year option. 😁
🤝
@FirstTouchGames
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#BHAFC
🔵⚪️
Huge thanks to
@zophar666
and
@lateriser12
for inviting me on this! Two very nice blokes with season histories that make you want to hate them, but you can't:
A share for the morning crowd. Timecodes added on YouTube now.
Always good to listen to
@SkontoRigga
. Just a genuine, underrated guy. Was great listening to his role at FFS and his FPL opinions.
@FlapjackFpl
Would prefer if they didn't tell us the prices till after the GW1 deadline. Anyone who had gone over £100m with their squad of 15 is immediately eliminated.
🗣️ Arteta on Arsenal's pen-taking pecking order: "Well, there is one but then they’ve surprised me this season! I don’t really know who is going to take it. And sometimes, when I see someone is on the ball, I’m still doubting [whether they will take it or give it to a teammate]."