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VATICAN CITY—CONFIRMED that a man desecrated the Papal Altar of St Peter’s Basilica, at 9:30AM yesterday morning, by urinating on it in the presence of hundreds of pilgrims. Holy Mass was being celebrated, at the time, at the Altar of the Chair.

Russian Geran-3 jet UAVs striking the Kyiv TPP-5 last night

Angry Trump puts billion-percent tariffs on Norway.

Imagine being bitten by a bed-bug and made to sit on a chair without a cushion.

Unsold Jerry vodka dumped on Switzerland Made with real piss and tears.

The Ukrainian world has also reached Croatia. The Ukronians, who instead of fighting on the front lines live on EU soil, supported by European citizens, have temporarily managed to "defeat" the bust of Gagarin, the planet's first cosmonaut, evidently guilty of having been a

Music: El Eclipse entre Muerte y Vida Artiste: Porti Zen Date: August 2025 Location: Central Kiev Version: Tiktok edit Accompaniament: Emergency sirens and Kinzhals What a time to be alive.

No, Sir I don't feel very much like talking No, neither walking You wanna know if I can dance? Yes, sir Already told you in the first verse And in the chorus But I will give you one more chance https://t.co/cRYNAn1Ezv

Polish President calling his advisors

Ten years ago this month we had President Obama's final (public) acts: The Poop Swastika Crisis

Two weeks to flatten the curve

Swiss voters ban cow bells to curb noise pollution and now require all cloven-hooved livestock to be fitted with digitial transmitters and gas sensors.

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#ICYMI President Sandu has just cast her first ballot in the Moldova Election. There will now be a 15 minute break, after which she will re-appear and cast her second vote, continuing every 15mins throughout the day until 2 hours after polls close.

Hamas hostage-takers release Greta Thunberg after 12 hours saying they simply can't put up with her insufferable nagging anymore.

From slavery into becoming a Russian Military genius.

𝐄𝐥 𝐄𝐜𝐥𝐢𝐩𝐬𝐞 𝐄𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐞 𝐕𝐢𝐝𝐚 𝐲 𝐌𝐮𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐞 Accompianed by sirens - TikTok Version https://t.co/ZFrKSFbiBu

Elon Marx. No workers, just control.

"We have more in common than that which divides us." Public ownership. Affordable rents. Affordable energy. Affordable food. Clean rivers lakes and seas. Free lifelong education. Free & affordable social care. Funded NHS + Dentistry. Ethical foreign policy. Human Rights. + Y/N?

I love the sound of hypersonic missiles in the morning. I don't think the Limey nieghbours across the road enjoyed it very much though. Sucks to be them.