Patient: Why are my results taking so long? Doctor: There are many samples being worked on. Please give it a few minutes. Meanwhile in the lab: 👇🏽

All goal keepers not to score. 18 games … odd 15: free money

Betting is like an objective exam ( chemistry paper 1 ) , all answers look perfectly fine and correct until the results are back 😑

The next president should make sure civilians and the military are like oil and water.. they should never mix. Museveni has made us hate UPDF they don't represent a country they represent a family

Banange today. What happened to Arsenal's Squad depth ?

In life, we don't get what we deserve. Rather , we get what we negotiate for .

This Thursday will decide who takes the big seat at City Hall for the next five years. Place your bets .

If you voted for museveni, I hope the day you get critically sick and need the hospital they stop traffic on road for 4hrs until museveni finishes showering in nakasero And by some miracle he passes when you're still alive, i pray the ambulance your in runs out of fuel and

The goal is financial freedom, not Showing off

A president elect wins with 71%, yet instead of celebration the country feels like it’s in mourning. Doesn’t that concern you?

After the president-elect’s victory, one would expect celebration, yet the country feels as though we’ve lost someone. Doesn’t this raise concern?

Me standing at 100 meters away from the polling station after casting my vote.

Last common person standing in kampala on these streets No connections but brains and little creativity.

Me after voting well knowing nothing will change .

Me at 100 meters away from polling Station

Everyone you meet carries a story you can't see.

Learn to say no to certain things . Life will become easy for you

The president's daughter uses an android phone, and then there is you with an iPhone trying to prove a point 👉

Everything will pass, and one day, we will look back and wonder why we were fighting each other because, in the end, it was all vanity.

From the current outlook, the political situation in Venezuela suggests a possible rise in global fuel prices. As a result, many motor owners are anticipating an increase, with petrol expected to reach UGX 6,700 per litre and diesel UGX 6,400 per litre.