Sir Floret
@SirFloret
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Good Friday morning all! 🙃 Produce Lives Matter!! Day 32 - dang, look at the roots growing!
Good Thursday morning, to my friends, randos, and the jerks that just scroll by. ✌🏼 Day 31 - check out these dorks. 🙃
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She keeps using my face….and makes me model! But for real, we need to Protect Women’s Sports
Here's a fun project I've been working on to fill my and my friends' closets. 🙃 A mix of cute, Seinfeld, Faith, cussing, Sir Floret, and more, including the @FistPunchSkull Collection. Personalization and customization available. If you've purchased something, share a pic in
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Somehow it feels like we have lost our sense of whimsy as a society. Quirky little things (like cheeseburger stools at McDonalds, eye-catching fast food restaurant decor, Steven Spielberg movies, Chick-Fil-A cow sculptures, etc.) that used to make everyday life interesting have
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Cuando los vecinos del distrito de Gracia de Barcelona lo oigan aullar, que no se asusten: el Lobo Verde es vegetariano. El único que tendría que preocuparse es el bueno de Floret Jr., criatura de @SirFloret y asiduo a la Fresicueva del parque Güell
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Because of the confusion over my produce identity, she put me in therapy…
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There is still time to enter the Banner Challenge! Do it!
🎨 Welcome to SYSTEM ART CHALLENGE - COMMUNITY BANNER EDITION! 🎨 The winner will be SYSTEM Artist of the Week, featured in the Victor’s Gallery on Monday, and their banner will be up for 3 months! 🏆 Theme: SYSTEM COMMUNITY BANNER! Deadline: SATURDAY, 10/4 at 11:00 AM ET
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Because of the confusion over my produce identity, she put me in therapy…
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Hey all, still exploring my produce identity….this is still feeling pretty good. Please don’t mis-produce me during this time of exploring MY TRUTH.
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✌🏼Good morning, friends! It's Wednesday, let's make it a great one. I'll be telling myself, "Suck it the f up!" Day 23 of thrilling root growth! I'm committed to continuing until secondary roots appear, so try to contain your excitement. 🙃 Sir Floret just loves this shit.
Happy Taco Tuesday to the lucky ones that get to see Sir Floret in a sombrero. Day 22 of root growth…are we excited yet? 🙃
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