El Señor De Los Cielos
@SimplyDozie
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As swift as the wind, as gentle as the forest, as fierce as fire, as unmovable as the mountain.
Joined April 2024
God forbid! Please let’s be serious, don’t anger me
🚨🇳🇬 | 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 : Barcelona could look at Victor Osimehn as a possible replacement for Robert Lewandowski. 🔴🔵 [@sport]
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Barça are complicating things. Lamine Yamal will help us financially so why not sell him at a very good fee and let him be. It’s simple, scout player below 70M who are dedicated and sell him. You’ll definitely get two RFs for less than 150M and invest the rest
🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Lamine Yamal's father has become more influential over his son and his relationship with Barça due to increased attention on him and growing pressure from PSG and other clubs. Over time, his demands have increased. For example, he went to Barcelona and said:
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Dustbin straight
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Bring 300-350M and take him please. I know wetin I dey talk for a year now.
🚨 BREAKING: The owners of PSG have been talking about Lamine Yamal. Their message is that they want him no matter the cost. — @Romain_Molina
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The biggest mistake we made as Nigerians was allowing him to win in 2023 without him holding a governmental position. Now, not even 10 oguns can stop his victory in 2027.
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Nothing wey Yoruba Jesus go do wey go surprise me. Nothing! I don’t know why y’all are still surprised about his moves and decisions.
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It is if she the BO/PO. You can tell he’s only a minority stakeholder in the relationship.
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How can I survive with only 1,500 Naira until salary day?
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“Start Balde, start Balde” Who told you Balde is a good player? His wing is always a problem anytime he plays. I’m glad y’all are see it
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Broooooooooooo! Barça is finished! What’s this selfishness I’m seeing from players
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Lewandowski please, leave my club in January. Surprise us and send that message.
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I swear to god, if the season ends and any Barça fan says we buy Alvarez when we have Kounde, Martin, Balde, Olmo and Araujo problem, I’ll curse you. I’ll personally go to roundabout and curse you
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Hansi Flick is not intelligent and I’ve been saying this. You know, I know, we know that our best player so far is Eric Garcia but in a match like this, you picked Kounde who you saw that he’s not okay upstairs. You picked Araujo who’s worse than you think. Oya win nau
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Na werey. Person wey suppose dey happy as he’s now getting fat on the bench. Person like me no care o. I go like bench as long as I’m getting paid
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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! They have a new shiny toy “Gonzalo Garcia”. He should be run before he ends up in Tenerife. Roque has delivered well in the last 11 games he’s played
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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! One last thing, don’t ever think you leaving them will bring them unhappiness. They don’t care much about your feelings, opinion or existence.
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Any year wey Pastor Tobi come Nigeria, I go run go em church. I too dey feel am.
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??? Not cat owners? Like I just know you’re from hell if I enter your house and see a cat. I immediately know you’re a walking trouble powder
Dog owners. Top 3 most insensitive people.
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