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BANGSA MALAYSIA, notoriously temperamental with a slight dose of humour and empathy, allergic to racism. Don’t engage if you are a cytro.
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Dari bandar ke desa,
Penantian kian tiba,
Anak bulan bakal menjelma,
Syawal disambut dengan gembira
Bermaaf-maafan sesama kita
Riang-ria bersama keluarga
Jauhkan segala hasutan perosak bangsa
Kukuhkan saf Muhibah Malaysia
Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri
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Dominos was late yesterday. Ordered 8, came at 11. It was raining in Klang Valley. Rider arrived, and ask what time was the order. He was quite soaked from the rain, very apologetic. Kitchen was full.
It is ok, i said. He delivered. Let’s be kind.
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Ada pakcik ni yang sy beli air kelapa tempoh hari. Komisennya RM1 sebiji, boleh jual 100 biji sehari, lainnya boss ambil. Sy tanya kenapa tak buka kedai sendiri. Jawabnya, kalau bisnes sendiri nanti malas buka kedai. Kerja dengan org tak boleh ponteng. Setiap org ada sebabnya.
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Sejujurnya, kompaun sampai RM10,000 untuk kesalahan langgar PKP hanya akan menyusahkan rakyat dan tidak akan dihormati selagi pihak berkuasa melindungi golongan politik kayangan yang mampu beli jam sampai beratus ribu dan berseliparkan LV.
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NADMA DG claimed Taman Sri Muda residents refused to move, even when warned that flood was imminent.
If that was true, why did NADMA arrived 48 hours later after flood water reached 2 meters high. Should have 41 boats on standby right?
A white lie would never make sense.
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Tan Sri Azhar Harun. Ingat nama ini, sampai bila-bila. Jangan bagi peluang kedua. Wakil rakyat yang sokong dia, jangan bagi undi. Dewan Rakyat dewan yang MULIA.
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Tengku Zafrul was a banker. Nazir Razak, also a banker.
Bankers can’t manage finances. They make money off loans to the rich to get richer and restricts loans to those who needs it.
Say no to bankers.
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Rolls Royce Phantom: 2.2 mil RM
Mustang: ~600 k RM
Audi: ~400 k Rm
Range Rover: 1.2 mil RM
Gred K19: Pegawai Imigresen
Net worth: 4.4 mil RM
The sweet taste of success begins with Jabatan Imigresen Malaysia. Apply now for 2021 intake.
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@JatIkhwan
@delineffendy
@Tokyo2020
Don’t mind losing because of clear rule violations. But not a DNS because of the Game officials’ negligence to even let the competition start. Injustice to the athlete.
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Saya tak faham. Perdana Menteri Islam. UMNO parti Melayu Islam. PKR ramai pemimpin Islam. Kenapa Mufti Perlis tak yakin dengan pemimipin Islam dalam kerajaan perpaduan ini? Ada beza ke keislaman mereka?
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Pakai baju Ralph Lauren serah memorandum minta elaun. Pakyiu.
Menerima memorandum kajian peningkatan kos sara hidup dan cadangan penambahbaikan elaun sara hidup pelajar tajaan MARA daripada Pengerusi Kelab UMNO United Kingdom & Ireland, saudara Muhammad Iman Irfan Yahya dalam satu pertemuan khas di London semalam. (1/3)
#KeluargaMalaysia
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Ministers buying expensive foreign German cars while asking Malaysians to Buy Malaysian First is the greatest hypocrisy of 2020.
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Tak boleh brain. Negara maju, semua teratur. Rakyat ikut undang-undang, sampai makan gula2 getah pun terkencing kalau nampak polis.
Bila masuk Malaysia, semua laknat dia buat.
Masyarakat duitan. Kena saman baru takod. Majulah Singapura.
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The irony of the LRT.
Lifespan 25 years.
Longest PM rule, 22 years.
Blame it on 22 months.
I can’t vote for party that don’t own up.
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Siti Kasim tanya kenapa berlindung di tapak letak kenderaan hospital?
Jawapan: Sebab Israel dah letupkan rumah mereka.
Kan dah nampak bodoh di situ. Mangkuk hayun.
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MARA stands for Majlis AMANAH Rakyat.
AMANAH. Enough said.
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Pelik dengan pemimpin kita ni. Bersesak dengan rakyat dalam traffic jam pun tak boleh, nak fahamkan kehidupan rakyat? Suruh kita naik bas, MRT. Naiklah sekali. Buang dah escort polis tu. Parti mana letak dalam manifesto buang outrider aku sokong.
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Siasat apa. Tengok gambar pun nampak dah. Takkan nak tengok CCTV 1,000 kali. Pakcik kat taman tak pakai pelitup muka saman terus. Be useful.
Polis siasat Neelofa tidak pakai pelitup muka | Astro Awani
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The Minister of Finance went to ground and saw for himself the damages to properties. And sanctioned a RM1,000 ONLY relief with red tapes. Join me in pushing the government for at least RM5,000 relief to be disbursed immediately. Your voices count.
@tzafrul_aziz
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Rogol masalah akhlak
Rasuah masalah akhlak
Rompak masalah akhlak
Bukan sebab Liberal atau Konservatif
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Bila PDRM akan gemblengkan tenaga dan betul-betul tumpaskan sindiket 'scammer' di Malaysia? Tiap-tiap hari ada yang kena tipu. Satu kes pun tak pernah dilaporkan selesai. Pasal Akta Sakit Hati punya laju. Ada agenda lain ke tak fokus isu ini?
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Betul kos arang batu dah naik sampai 3 kali ganda setan. Tapi bila kos arang batu lebih kurang 100 USD setan, TNB kaut keuntungan bersih cecah 3.7 bil RM, tak nampak pun bagi diskaun tarif? Bila naik saja kos dah minta rakyat bayar? TNB kan MONOPOLI. Sebab tu jangan monopoli.
Kadar tarif akan lebih tinggi untuk isi rumah memandangkan TNB kini menghadapi kos pengeluaran tenaga yang lebih tinggi berikutan kenaikan harga gas dan arang batu.
#ICYMI
#AWANInews
#AWANIpagi
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Semua sesak sebab ada VIP lambat pergi Parlimen. Ya lah. Masa kamu lagi penting. Tunggulah bila kamu kalah.
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A chinese Muslim is not a Malay. He is a Muslim. Ethnicity don’t change with religion. Stop pretending you are a Bumiputera.
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Cerita public transport hari ini.
Dari rumah ke Stesen MRT: Grab RM11 + MRT Surian ke Maluri RM3.50 + Grab RM8 ke destinasi. JUMLAH: RM22.50
GrabCar terus ke destinasi: RM33.00
Beza RM7.50. Masa perjalanan hampir sama. MRT kena jalan kaki sikit. Mana patut pilih?
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Why did 4,000 cases/day used as a benchmark for loosening of restrictions? When cases were 2,000 per day, KKM were crying that hospitals are getting swamped.
At 4,000 cases,
What is the infectivity rate?
What is the level of ICU utilisation?
Where’s the science? Why 4,000?
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Kumpul + Carpool = Kumpool.
Keep it simple lah folks. Don’t be comedians.
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Kartel controls 150 companies, got 3.8b RM of gov tendered jobs. And you wonder why the NEP has not succeeded in elevating the livelihoods of Bumiputeras.
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Pork lard oil 330 g - RM20.00
Peanut oil 5 kg - RM42.00
Pork lard per 100g - RM6
Peanut oil per 100g - RM0.84
Takkan ada cina bodoh yang guna bahan 6 kali ganda lagi mahal dan jual untuk harga sama. Jangan jadi manusia bodoh.
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Small talks with Singaporeans are mostly on corruption scandals in Malaysia. We don’t talk about food and travel anymore. On business, Vietnam and Indonesia come up. As a Malaysian, that is how low we are perceived in the tiny red dot. It’s humiliating. The Tiger is dead.
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Bosch masuk, Tesla masuk tak kira negeri mana. Kena bagi kredit kat team MIDA, bawah Lim Bee Vian dan CEO bawah MITI. Belakang tabir, birokrasi dihapuskan, pelabur senang. Benda bukan senang, dalam 8 bulan boleh buat. Senang kritik, 33 bulan, bendera putih ja aku nampak.
#Puit
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2 hours and 20 minutes journey. Putra Heights to KL for work. People follow SOP but the train frequency is a let down.
@AskRapidKL
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Beri masa 48 jam untuk
@RameshRaoAKS
untuk turunkan tweet berbaur perkauman ini dengan melagakan kes yang telah diputuskan di mahkamah, dan belum selesai proses perundangan. Laporan polis akan dibuat jikalau ianya tidak dipadam, tepat 12 am Isnin, April 18, 2022.
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Dinner. Kopitiam cina. Gerai satay Melayu. Jangan susahkan benda senang.
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Jurugambar Anwar ambik gambar meja kerja dia nampak troli banyak fail, terus mangkuk PAS ambik gambar meja kosong. Optik bangang. Mai kerja meja kosong kononnya edisien, tapi gaji buta. Tengok KDNK kita tahu.
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Setiap tahun Baru Cina, Ridhuan Tee mulalah dengan fobia cina. Tanglung tak boleh, tulisan cina tak boleh. Mualaf cina terpaling nasionalis Melayu kipaskan angin perkauman.
Satu saja kata untukmu. KNNCCB.
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What’s meant for a drop-off point, becomes a valet parking spot. With parking complexes just a stone throw away, the city needs to cater for well-heeled, lazy people as well. Kereta besar, akal tiada.
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Mereka yang ditahan itu termasuk dua adik Nicky bergelar ‘Datuk’ dan ‘Datuk Seri’ berusia 28 dan 30 tahun yang merupakan antara dua lelaki berstatus ‘Datuk Seri’ serta lima lelaki dan seorang wanita bergelar ‘Datuk’.
3 Datuk dalam satu keluarga penjenayah. Mana silapnya?
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Non muslims commenting on the Haj is like muslims commenting on the Heavenly King and the deities of the Taoist faith. Keep your comments private. Religion is a private affair. Too many religious palatao.
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Radzi Jidin resorted to using ‘peliwat’ as an attack. And this is a former lecturer. As the saying goes, a good poltician remains calm and composed for the optics. A poor one shouts. A sinister one, uses all forms of tactics to attack. It’s hard to defend his character.
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If you ask me, all government vehicles doesn’t have to be a luxury continental. Including the PM. Just get a reasonable Japanese make. Flex your stature when we are a high income nation. Or buy your own. Not with public coffers.
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Dalam episod KS, TDM cakap Anwar perkenalkan segala rasuah dan politik wang dalam Umno.
Tapi anak depa yang billionaire.
Tapi depa PM 22 tahun.
Tapi kroni cina depa paling kaya.
Baik, Tun. Gua caya sama lu.
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This is one instance where i think the death penalty shall apply. Putting her to jail, doesn't even justify what she did. Utter stupidity.
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Satu Vietnam cakap Melayu sikit, dia nampak. 1000 cina fasih Melayu dia buat bodoh.
Memang bodoh lah ko. Sembang cibai.
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Cancel Bonia tak beli beg dia dan beli brand oversea sebab? Pekerja dia ramai cina.
Takpe. Saya tetap beli sambal Khairul Aming sebab sambal dia sedap dan buatan MALAYSIA.
Rela beli barangan penjajah daripada beli barangan buatan Malaysia. Baguih.
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Tak boleh ni. Patut balut dengan kain hitam. Nampak pun boleh mabuk apatah lagi sentuh. Apa tak jaga hati walaun.
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Biarlah orang protes, buat hartal, luahkan kekecewaan. Sembang nak tingkatkan kesihatan mental tapi kekang kebebasan bersuara. Perangai feudal hipokrit.
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Investigative Officer Q: Kenapa pergi Bukit Aman, tak contact saya.
A: Sebab kamu bagi no pejabat tak boleh contact.
IO: Saya ada tiap-tiap hari
Took out the phone and dial the number. Bunyi, tapi tak ada orang jawab kat luar pejabat.
Beginilah PDRM. Bukit Aman saja kerja.
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Satu opis pun dah 20 orang cina makan nasi campur Melayu. Yang kerja projek di luar bandar, tinggal kat site, tiap-tiap hari layan gerai Makcik kat negri Sembilan. Memang tak pernah keluar tempurung ke saja nak cari isu ni. Bodoh tulen.
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@KlutzyKucing
@Duurianne
Listen to the end...Aunty cakap...Mak saya pun bagitahu saya, jangan curi duit, jangan songlap harta rakyat...Jangan tipu Aunty
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Tahukah anda, kutipan cukai tertunggak sebanyak 1.5 bil drpd mantan PM Najib Razak, akan membantu krjn membiayai RM500 kpd 3 juta rumahtangga, membeli 500 ribu unit ventilator atau 15 juta kotak topeng muka N95?
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I don’t know man. Maybe after 60 odd years, it’s time to let the non-Muslims in Sekolah Kebangsaan to leave school earlier, and let Islamic class start at the end of the day. Pendidikan Moral isn’t a subject. Let them go home. Doesn’t hurt anybody.
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Pegawai Multimedia. Gaji 2k sebulan. Buat lah kerja betul2. Gambar curi, bangsa tipu. Tuit tak sampai 1,000.
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It’s not a sexual harassment. It’s an inappropriate joke, which i make at times to conpliment. Men have dumb ways. But no, it wasn’t sexual. And it’s not an harassment.
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Menteri KDN dan Mindef sampai sekarang tak ada kenyataan. Timbalan pun senyap. Menteri KPKT yang uruskan pasukan bomba sedang tidur. Unit banjir KASA sudah dikerahkan. Tahap bencana banjir makin kritikal, kerajaan2 negeri dan PBT perlu bantuan.
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If you can understand the words that Rina said, then what’s the problem with her speech? Not everyone speaks English the same way. And BM too. Same energy. Focus on her work, or the lack of it.
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@501Awani
@ZahidiZainuI
jangan kacau Veveonah, pensyarah, pelajar dan kakitangan UMS dengan tekanan dan publisiti yang berlebihan. Salah kamu, minta maaf dan move on lah. Ketepikan ego menteri. Rakyat dah marah.
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The Tengku banker who made his way to Min Finance, who disagreed with EPF withdrawal of 10k, then authorised it, shouldn’t make a video about the disbursement.
People’s money. Not your credit. it’s not angpao Raya. You were against it. So now, sit down.
@tzafrul_aziz
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Public holiday and Aidiladha, yet vaccination centers frontlines and volunteers are on the job. Thank you.
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Penjara kajang dibina tahun 1975. Boss masuk sekarang baru tahu keadaan teruk? Yang lain-lain bukan Manusia? Sudahlah.
Penjara Najib teruk, sempit, layanan buruk, 'plug' guna alat perubatan pun tiada boleh mengancam nyawa Najib!
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Wan Saiful tuduh dapat tawaran 1.7 juta.
Wan Saiful mengaku fitnah, tarik balik.
Video masuk Tiktok.
MCMC minta Tiktok turunkan video,
Syed Saddiq: MCMC sekat akaun kritik kerajaan.
Picisan.
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Anwar is 75, Ismail Sabri,62. If Anwar misses this GE he’ll be 80 by the time the next one is held. In football terms, it may be Anwar’s last World Cup. Ismail can play in two more World Cups. Mahathir was given 22 years, and retired at 78 in his Umno stint. Harsh reality.
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I am not corrupt. But i keep corrupt friends in my government. But remember, i am not corrupt. I just work with corrupt people. I am not corrupt.
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Siapa nak dengar, dengar. Aku malas dah nak maki. Sekian.
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Peringatan kepada semua, berapa jumlah yang disalurkan untuk Jkom dalam Bajet 2021. 40 JUTA RM. Berapa jambatan yg boleh dibina. 40 jambatan di seluruh negara?? Rakyat jgn marah, pasrah.
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Nama saya Lim Ah Kau.
Saya hendak mohon passport Malaysia.
Saya warganegara.
Not hard isn’t it to do this, even if you are 20 years here and speak no Malay. Memorise this and go, keep the bullshits please.
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Intimidasi Polis - Satu Pengalaman
Police Intimidation - An experience
Intimidasi polis satu mitos? Berdasarkan pengalaman, ianya satu kebenaran. Penyalahgunaan kuasa oleh pegawai tahap rendah dengan tujuan menakutkan rakyat yang tidak bersalah. (1/25)
Ini bebenang.
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Siapa yang mulakan naratif kalau DSAI naik, tanah Melayu tergadai, agenda Cina berkuasa, harap kamu dilaknat seribu keturunan.
Agama tak ajar kamu menfitnah. Bertaubatlah sebelum dilaknatkan.
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You got a JPA scholarship, got to the UK, did your degree. And you still blame the government for not giving you a job.
Some people can’t even enter public uni because it’s ‘full’.
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Wearing the hijab is your rights. Don’t come blaming other races because some Malays decide not to wear. There is not a single law in Singapore that prohibits the wearing of the hijab.
@flowersfatale
Please for heaven’s sake, wear your brain. Bila lemah salahkan orang.
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Why is Jovian talking so much about SIRIM certification? Peniaga ke politisyen? Conflict of interest, kalau boleh senyap ah. Let the policymakers debate and decide.
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Well… MUDA kan. Mana pernah pakai akal bila tuit.
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Qatar won the best airlines in 2022. SIA jumped to second best. Recovery from pandemic complete. It will be some time before MAS gets into the top 20. 10 years ago, it was a 5 🌟airline. Now it’s certified 4🌟. Cronyism and vendor favouritism have destroyed the pride of 🇲🇾
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Big Mac always looks better in ads. Actual is smaller, with drier patty. Indah khabar dari rupa. All Macs are the same.
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How do people do that? Making rap music and a lavish video out of the Palestinian conflict. How? It’s a humanitarian crisis. How do you sleep at night? SMH
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Kenapa guna kata ‘signifikan’ kalau boleh guna ‘penting’ atau ‘ketara’? Perkasakan bahasa Melayu dengan perkataan tulen.
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You don’t have to be Muslim to support Palestine. You just have to be human. Bodoh tu simpan.
apa benda ni sesetengah muslim buat solidariti untuk palestin, tapi ada pronouns dkt bio? siap mengaku trans lagi… — Mereka akan join apa2 je isu yg trending tanpa tahu hujung pangkal.
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Vaksin agenda Big Pharma. Ivermectin
siapa buat? Tok Batin? Soalan cepu emas.
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Saya hairan. Kuasa apa yang perlu dikembalikan? Kuasa Perdana Menteri Melayu? Kuasa Raja-Raja Melayu - Ketua Negara sebagai DYMM YDPA? Kuasa Ketua Polis Negara Melayu? Kuasa ATM Melayu? Kuasa apa? Soalan serius.
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A Malaysian boyfriend probably ditched her, for her to have such contrasting views about Malaysia.
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Tak pernah rumah ahli Dewan Rakyat kena Molotov, dan terbakar selama ini.
Jangan ambil mudah retorik perkauman pemimpin PAS-PN, disebarkan melalui macai-macai dan medsos.
Yang bijak akan abaikan. Yang taksub akan melampaui batas. Berapa kerat saja yang bijak? Let it burn? 🔥
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Nampak dah kan...politik MUDA? Masa 1MDB Presiden dia siap jumpa Najib. Masa Sheraton jumpa Mahaiddin. Bila naik isu, Presiden picisan depa terpaling naik video.
Bila PRU, pakai jentera PH.
Once a two-headed snake, forever a two-headed snake.
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Ramai Twitpemes gigih suruh orang jangan
#undi
. Hmm. Cari makan susah, kena gadai jiwa. Hina.
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You can announce the Emergency but unable to grant an off-day for vaccinations. Quite a joke, really.
Off day for vaccination: it’s up to bosses, says minister | Free Malaysia Today (FMT)
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Tun Daim is untouchable. A billionaire but Not in the Top 10 richest Malaysians. The economic equality that Bogan WAF barks about omits these untouchables. Together with their towkay cronies, they control 50% of Bursa.
And yet, the poor minority in the street gets the blame.
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Principles.
Wah, so many Sheraton Move supporters now talking about PRINCIPLES.
What principles?
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Someone is paying a respect, and you know nothing about the custom, not religious. The replies…Where have our humanity go? What does the Tahfizs teach? What does the Imams preach?
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If PM7 didn’t resign, there’s no Mahiaddin as PM 8, and Ismail Sabri as PM9. 7-8 plotted a scheme, which backfired and, Ismail, the unlikeliest PM from Umno, got in.
Always do a root cause analysis to find out the main culprit.
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MP Kudat nak cabar Vaveonah, menjelang PRN Sabah? Silakan, kalau nak bersara lepas PRU nanti.
#kitaingat
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Nota buat Annuar Musa:
Kalau ketatkan sempadan, KLIA dan banteras rasuah Pegawai Imigresen dan Kastam, tidakkan ada PATI yg masuk negara.
Jangan bazir duit beli CCTV pantau PATI. CCTV ada kat kedai, perompak pun tak boleh tangkap. Tokok.
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Ayahanda, ismet. mynews semua akaun sama. Gaji admin sebulan 8,000. Admin ada dalam 20, ikut syif.
Hebat.
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Somehow, people forgot that Tun M appointed Azmin to powerful Economic Ministry. Somehow, people forgot that he has never criticized Azmin's move. Somehow, people forgot that Tun M trusted Azmin with the video. People forgets easily.
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PH 24 BN 9. DAP going for stability also because Saarani is moderate. Not PAS.
BREAKING: DAP Malaysia memberi laluan kepada UMNO BN di Perak untuk Saarani menjadi MB sekali lagi. DAP tidak mahu negara kucar kacir dan berharap dengan ini orang Melayu tidak akan bimbang. Juga tidak beri ruang kepada PN main api perkauman.
Salute!
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How did Azam Baki prove that his brother bought the shares on his account?
Why is Azam Baki suing Lalitha for the whistleblowing piece? Could it be her sister who wrote it?
The registered account holder of any account holds the responsibility. Azam has contradicted himself.
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Good Morning. Woke up to news that volunteers are asked to give statement by the police for not following aid dispersion SOP. NO ONE gets questioned on why flood victims are left stranded for days. This country is well on the way to perdition.
Not a good start to the year.
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