Mark Simon
@Simonsez0420
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I buy and sell stuff. Lots of stuff. Turf stuff. Spend entirely too much time reading labels....Outnumbered in my house by two beautiful women. proud #girldad
Rockford, IL
Joined August 2013
And he sits in my garage. Cause I have no idea how to run the mapping “kar” to set him up. And I sell em. I would be depressed, too. #marvin
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Recap of the day, we all played Blues. Don’t quite understand all the notes on the carts about fixing shit, when we played behind a 6some, and when asked about it at the turn, we were told, “but they are all members.” Unacceptable. As for the golf, here’s a FB post, sums it up.
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Vacation day tomorrow. Kid played @GolfFyrelake this spring at an @NWIGCSA event, and requested to go back and play her own ball. Hhhhmmmm, vacation day, pay your kids way, and get your ass beat by her, playing your tees. What more could you ask for? .😂😂😂.#girldad.
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Good morning from ECC! This is what I expect in late April, not August 12th. Pure Distinction is an animal. Fall golf looks promising.
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Just got off the phone with my playing partner from Forest Hills. He played in member guest at Maui Nah Tee See this weekend. He spent the entire time bitching about his hosts vanity index. They finished DFL in their flight. Almost sounds like a song. @YipStrickler @sam_golf.
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Roses are going great guns. Hey @ToweyLinda need some? Kinda far to ship, may be dead by arrival. :(
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Say you know nothing about golf without saying you know nothing about golf. People are so stupid I’m boggled. Hey @_johnnymaga post all the vids with caddies dropping balls cause he cheats.
Trump just posted this clip of him absolutely draining a walk off putt. 🔥
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Here we go. Old guys with guns. What a great idea.
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Oooohhh is it #golfchat question night? If so here’s one. Rangefinders:.GPS(front, middle, back) .Or point and shoot(pin only.).
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Wall-to-wall bentgrass. Championship ready. Chatham Hills hosts LIV Golf Indianapolis Aug 15–17, and Supt. Chad Allen shares how Tee-2-Green varieties help his team manage 120 acres of elite turf. Watch now: #Tee2Green #Bentgrass #LIVGolf #ChathamHills
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Kids been bitching about playing like shit, and leaving everything short. After this text today, I called her @PhilMickelson .It’s been three rounds. 😂😂
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Apparently, can’t respond to a tweet, er post. Thanks @elonmusk. Anyway, tritip’s done. Yay me. @_ScottsStuff have at it.
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