Simon Anjekar
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Author of the books “Unleashed” and “Out of the Shell”. Your Local Priest. LLB. #ShootYourShotWithPriest host .
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Alcohol/drug abuse/addiction and sexual related addictions are initially all fun and games till they start controlling your life, ruining your finances, academic, spiritual and family relations, among other things. As Youths and leaders of tomorrow we need to start having honest
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I just realized this book won’t only help you curb sexual addictions but will also help you strengthen your relationship with God according to the feedbacks. Can now download for free. Link in comments. Kindly Retweet🙏
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You guys after years of saving my baby has finally arrived 😭😭. Normal kupaya nyelele😭. It can only be the Lawwwwwd!!
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My mom thinks we are agemates. Am never wishing her a happy women's day ever again.
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Home boy’s gf just delivered 7 weeks ago. He sponsored her during the pregnancy. Even gave the baby his last name, unlucky he lost his job 3 days ago, now his girlfriend changed her mind that the baby is not his but of a certain police dude who used to hit as well. Fear women!
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Ayam crying😭😭. You guys my crush has just made a vid for me. Am officially important. Have been noticed😭😭😭. Thank you baby girl❤️❤️🙏
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Today we are rebuking the spirit of losing appetite for home cooked food when you received some money😭😭
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May you find a good job opportunity before the year ends🕯🕯🕯.
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A plot is nice but land is better!
Banged myself one exsay!
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We apologize for the inconvenience caused. Our system is back now for iPhones only. We are still working on those phones with names which rhymes with refrigerator companies.
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Guess who is working on his birthday. Natuma satanist tuma auditors fulu mu office 🥺.
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No woman owes you love and affection because you are broke and suffering. And because you are broke and suffering doesn’t mean that you are a good man. Being broke doesn’t come with virtue and womanhood is not about suffering with men. Good morning. 😃
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This person right here will receive financial and career changing news
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Is refusing to date a lady with a kid make one a misogynist?. I think y’all misuse these words. Misogynist is one who hates women. You are not entitled to people dating you. People can refuse to date you simply coz your fav color is white. You can not bully me into to liking you
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Incase Putin wonders, here is Zambia.
BREAKING: Zambia's member of parliament has vowed to mobilize the brave youths in that country in order to deal with the evil Russians.
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Social media standards can drain you. Eat your fritters and live your life.
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Your local priest just got a movie role to play as a priest…
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Bought myself this as my birthday belated present.
Happy new year tweeps😉
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A jobs that pays in dollars 🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯
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Do y'all remember this tweet right. I got a promotion 2 months ago right.. today I was called by HR ine nati ambuye nalakwa chani lelo.. ANOTHER PROMOTION😭. I didn't deserve it Lord how special am i.. God has be so gracious to me.. this is the God I brag about everyday😭.
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I pray the person reading this gets everything she deserves🙏
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Ladies normalize getting married only after having a stable job and gaining financial independence. A man can delela you nd even bring another lady in the house on basis that he knows he is your only source of bread nd butter and you can’t do nothing about it. Work hard girlchild
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One thing I swore to never do is date without a purpose, neither do I date just to occupy time. Being in a relationship won’t heal you and being single won’t kill you. Overall you can’t subject your happiness to being in a relationship. Need to be content with yourself first
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ME: I am withdrawing K10, 000.00
BANK TELLER: You have K3.45
ME:
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I just did a 2 minutes CPR on a lady who had drowned in water and lost conscious till she woke up. I don't know how to feel about my self. The crowd just stood talking about taking her to the clinic which was far. I think CPR should be taught at primary level😐.
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Good morning. I just go tested positive for covid. Very symptomatic. Nose is feeling funny. If I breath it’s like the air goes straight to the brain and cause pain. Not a funny thing. Stay home if you can, wear your mask and sanitize. Lungs feel like the wanna bust out.
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I arrived in Lusaka yesterday.. and the coldness has made me to retire from “knowing my worth”.
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Relationships are beautiful but never sacrifice your future for the sake of ur bf/gf. I know someone who refused a scholarship to study in China coz her boyfriend didn’t want her to go. Weeks later relationship ended and she is working in an MTN booth now Nd dude is at UNZA🤦♂️.
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I am not a prophet. But the dream I had after my midnight prayer today gave me heebie-jeebies. All I can say is that pray for protection for the lives of youths, ur relatives nd friends. The last 46 days of 2020 has a peak of misfortunes. Normalize involving God in ur lives plz
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Do you struggle keeping your relationship with God due to sexual addictions? I wrote this 20 page book for anyone out there battling this addiction. It’s free, 0973996474.. please can this reach 1000+ retweets🙏 save a brother/sister. Whatsap group link
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Disclaimer: I am not a rapper but nivama love valengesa💀😭😅
#HungryLikeALion
@HungryLionZM
#ShootYourShotWithPriest
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Normalize praying for your Job Application letter before submitting it. Let God speak for you even as you go for that interview.. God bless the works of your hands!
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Relationships will never be a 50/50 thing, . Today it will be 70/30, tomorrow 30/70. It’s about compromise. Today you hold your partner tomorrow it’s him holding you. It’s about compromise. don’t let minor issues make you lose a good person. No one is perfect. Love each other.
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If you can see this. Leave a prayer for me😢. Y’all have a successful day, week and the rest of the year. your long awaited call for employment wil hit, business will be successful, you will graduate despite the financial/academic challenges. y’all have a good rest of the year🙏
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While your crush is blue ticking you my crush
@Cleo_icequeen
just sent me ya lunch😁. y'all take several sits now😂.
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If you are in university or graduated. Just stay away from high school girls. Come on guys we can do better.
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Normalize praying for your parents, siblings and friends.. prayer shouldn’t always be about you.. sometimes dedicate a day to praying for your relatives and friends.
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It’s not that Christians wanna shove Jesus down your throat but man if YOU KNEW if you KnEW how he can transform you, how he can take away all that bitterness, that sorrow, that hurt, that depression , that anxiety. We boast about our Lord coz he is MIGHTY!
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The worst mistake you can make is choosing the wrong partner. Your partner directly affects your success, development, financial stability, mental health, relationships with God. Take your time better late than a wrong one. A toxic relationship drains you.
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Pipo r born in stable families, their salary is only for them nd that’s fine. Nd then there is u and me were our salary caters for our entire family. If some1 has a vehicle at 19 and you dnt hv, that’s fyn. We hv difrnt loads wat matters is that dnt abondone ur family to luk rich
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Just arrived in Lusaka and I can already feel my morals and virginity shaking. This land is cursed.
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Time back I prayed for this job and I wasn’t picked. I got frustrated questioned God. Two weeks later called a call for a permanent (my current job). So if I got the first job I would have been jobless now coz the company was closed months later. Trust God even when it don’t work
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Imagine someone calling your shoes the “Elshadai 7s”. Don’t be a victim like me. Get yourself these amazing shoes ranging from 1000-1300.
Kindly retweet my customer might be on your TL.
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Murder flow.... I got the murder flow...
Rap guru Princess Natasha Chansa. This manana is genuinely nice.
@TashaChansa
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Lol lots of you wanna act like you got your life figured out financially while in real life you are struggling with jobs. On this app there are people who can help you with jobs. But you always seems to portray a fake fancy life style so we think you don't need it.
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I recall I had friends at UNZA who used their meal allowances to cut in in half and send some home to support their family. God bless those kings! I pray you really proper where ever you are.
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Normalize approaching your friends when they make mistakes than going around gossiping....
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When Towela kaira in “Nalema” said “Olo phone yanga ilile baby niyankileko”.... Lusaka left the chat😂
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One day you will also tweet “I got the job”. I know it’s hard when all your friends are doing fine and life still seems to push you down, keep on dropping those applications, connect with people. God will see you through one day.
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Waking up from the beautiful city of Lusaka. Good morning ba Lusaka!!
Pc: Holy Spirit
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I want to be so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others 🕯 🕯🕯
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Nothing weakens you than seeing your parent breaking down either due to depression, financially incapability or marital problems. Let us be checking up on and praying for our guardians please! Tell your neighbour....
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Maybe your soulmate ali pa polling station. Go and vote.
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Normalize not losing your friends when you get into a new relationship.
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Local priest back from chairing the men’s conference 😌. Good morning.
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Lmao I really look like a ka virgin ai... which I am, which I am.
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Your house and your loved ones shall not be gassed. If the so called ritual killers target your house tonight just like in kings 6:18 when the Lord blinded the enemy of Elisha. So will our enemy be blinded. Even if they draw a plan, God will send confusion in their midst.
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Your Honor, may the jury be instructed to disregard the answer…
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Asking your new sexual partner about their HIV status is not being bias or stigmatizing!!
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Pray before leaving your house. There is a lot going on out there🙏
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Single mom raised and struggled for you to be educated till her last breath.. then dude coz of his insecurities wants you to be a house wife. Mami marriage is not an achievement, hustle, invest be independent. Eventually will meet your equal who you will grow financially together
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It’s 02:56. I want to be the first person to wish you a good morning. Have a successful day, May you receive phone calls offering employment, may you graduate with distinction, may you will find true love, may you have a peace of mind. May you heal from things you can’t share.
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No corona case has been confirmed in Zambia or is just not been detected yet. Can be positive with no symptoms for over 48 hours. Either way avoid sleeping without bathing. Wash your hands regularly minimise movements . And may the Lord protect and shield us all from all this.
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Will smith was actually born in September,1968. which means he is pretty used coming after August.
Don’t leave me don’t leave me 😂
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Being a young developing man ain’t easy zoona. Out here showing off your hun pa internet kanshi some ancestors are gimukaling her for some racks exeh😂. This is more reason to focus on yourself kings. There is no dignity in poverty zoona.
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Found a lot of missed call. Am sorry I couldn't get in touch I have been running up and down the entire day. Am going through some devastating moment that I won't lie but no matter the depression we will never die at the hand of our enemy. Our God is greater. This too will pass.
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When going to zanaco branches I strongly recommend you carry a packed lunch, supper and a blanket.
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Another 50x50 secured and fully paid for. Now we try to acquire another one before the year ends and call it a YEAR. Next year is reserved for construction. 🙏
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Jokes aside. Be grateful. People are suffering out there. I met this lady well she was shading tears alongside the road. I decided to intervene. She then narrated to me how her 3 children's are suffering with hunger after her husband died her family abandoned her. She said she
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There was a point in life that I used to get paid about k10 a day for moving wheelbarrows. Now I look back and laugh about it. Fortunately that job helped me get better jobs to get myself to university till my current job. I think I learnt not to judge people from then.
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I do not agree with the practice of if you want to get married you milk your friends and relatives money for contribution. Aikona wedding needs to be planned. Put it in your budget and not ur friends’. If you can’t afford a big wedding do a small one or wait till you have funds.
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24hrs to 03hrs is the time the devil is at work the most. You also need to rise and be at work. Midnight prayers have unimaginable power. Try it tonight and you will be shocked what things will be happening coz you have started the day with God, he will favour you through the day
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2022 motto
“I am sorry, I have to take care of myself”.
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CAUTION: when you order a ride at night, the apps usually have the description of the vehicle together with the number plate and details of the driver. If at all what comes is not what is described, decline the ride. ohns have started moving mad
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Learn to condomize if you know you don’t have finances to take care of the baby or not going to be there for the lady. Don’t bring an innocent baby to come suffer just because your chinkubala ass was horny. Hallelujah 🙏.
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