Simon
@SimonHeath1
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Artist, illustrator, facilitator, consultant, whatever. Retired polar explorer, swan whisperer. Love single malts and the call of the wild. FRSA
All over the place tbh
Joined May 2011
Rape, murder and drug offences: what do people really get up to when working in an office? cf
Sex, naps and daytime TV: what do people really get up to when working from home? https://t.co/LSBzCQf2ra via @raconteur
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Conversation starters: Great walks we've been on. Fantastic ice creams. Smells. Clean sheets. Amusing pets. Tips for skimming stones. Rolling joints. Our favourite trees. Mix tapes. Books we hate that everyone else loves. Bacon. Absent friends.
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Recent exchange with 18yo daughter
Just spent 10 minutes arguing with my son. He refuses to believe I don't know what 'boujee' means ('bougie' in English) and I refuse to believe it's an actual word. As near as I can make out, if you know what it means you are one.
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The gorgeous and talented @JackieHeath1 is off on a BIG walk to raise money for @macmillancancer. With two close family members having had cancer diagnosed recently, this stuff is getting more personal. Any support would be very gratefully received. Link below.
Two friends and I are taking part in the MacMillan Mighty hike, walking 26 miles together from Padstow to Newquay. Most people are impacted by cancer. Grateful for all donations large or small and thank you in advance for the support. https://t.co/QRvrDOiJvv
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Porridge
Best prison movie of all time?
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Detectorists
What TV show do you wish you could watch again for the first time?
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My devices have remained resolutely unaffected by this global tech outage.
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A brief thread for some new followers 🧵
Seem to have picked up a few new followers lately so here's some extra context on my bio. Artist?
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In an increasingly turbulent world, a moment of calm under brilliant blue skies with birdsong from the treetops and Aggers on @bbctms.
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A stark reminder to the commenteriat of today from a decade ago: #Elections2024 #GeneralElection2024
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Oh, do fuck off.
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Delighted to hear thst @frankcottrell_b has been announced as the new Children's Laureate. I was fortunate enough to illustrate Frank's thoughts on the importance of children's books a while back so this seems an appropriate moment to share it again.
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Sadly, the first brood in the new nest box didn't make it. What a magnificent nest, though. Hopefully, they'll be back to try again.
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The only person I can think of who might possibly be able to identify this piece of music is @RevRichardColes. Any ideas, Sir?
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A moment of quiet contemplation in front of one of the gems of the Renaissance.
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Nearly walked past this innocuous Parisian doorway. So glad I peeked in to investigate.
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