simon gregson
@simongregson123
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married to naughty @emmagleave and father to the worlds cutest kids proud crew member of RNLI supporting @corporalscotty give them a follow, great cause
Joined September 2012
Even made the school run! Now I’m locking the door and cuddling my family all night!
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Simon would agree! @DannyBMiller 100% deserved that win. What a journey he’s been on. I’m now, as Simon’s wife signing off. Thank you for the most awesome adventure. You guys have been amazing! Em x.
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1st day out of bed today starting to feel a little better after contracting the virus,my main symptom was gastric and still is bloody awful but lucky to not have respiratory. Stay safe everyone x.
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3 very happy boys tonight!!! Thank you to everyone who took the time to vote! Xxxxx
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Totally agree I don’t know what’s in that contract but I will be telling him to get legal advice immediately.
This isn’t entertainment! .I’m glad it’s over but I’m still disgusted with what @ryanjamesthomas was unnecessary put through for days! Mental abuse!
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After a stressful few months. myself and @emmagleave are excited to announce. http://t.co/jOeCXUyTuj.
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Of course Prince Harry flys in a private jet HES A FRICKIN PRINCE FOR GODS SAKE plus those apaches he flew to defend our way of life are pretty thirsty are we to Moan about that next. Leave the lad alone.
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Can’t help thinking he could take legal action against both her and the show. Just a thought.
I’m sure Ryan would appreciate all of your support tonight. It’s hard to see him being painted in such a light but truly thankful the footage is there for everyone to see.🙏 New low from Roxanne and a seriously dangerous games she’s playing.
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Is it me or does that look like an elephant.
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Finding humour where you can in an ever increasing crazy life is the best cure for over thinking or thinking full stop. Life is short (too short) we’re human we make mistakes that’s life,but take time to remember that and laugh as much as you can then you live.
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I’ve now decided after years of drinking and making a fool of myself plus of course the health implications of such debauchery. I’m gonna carry on.
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Anxiety and me,BBC1 ,apologies ITV. This is real and awful to live with please watch and understand it’s a hidden awful emotion that effects far more than you’d think. BUT treatable and manageable with the right help. Not alone people xx.
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People naturally want to herd. This is evident when you park in an empty car park and some idiot is parked right next to you 🤷🏼 WHY.
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So a nice unfortunate lady hit my car today when it was parked up. Very minor damage just a dent and my insurance company wrote it off 🤷🏼 wtf is that about. Time to change providers me thinks. Car now being repaired by her insurance so no loss.
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To the £&)(; who tweeted my wife. We've lost 11 baby's 1st being 21 weeks 4 days. Maybe think or do your research before tweeting someone.
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Twitter MERRY CHRISTMAS we can’t please everyone and we’re all human so are sometimes allowed to make mistakes. Stay safe love your family and remember life is short so make it count. Over and indeed out x.
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Thanks twiiterford for all the kind messages feel tonnes better today xx heart goes out to all the people who have suffered so much more. Stay safe.
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Why is everyone running and gyming these days. I get it don’t get me wrong but my grandads and great uncles fought the war on full fat, full proof , and full tobacco no sleep and poverty and lived into a great age. Discuss but don’t include me I’m just saying.
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I whole heartedly agree.
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This is most time I’ve spent with my family whilst mentally and physically well. And I have to say it’s a blessed time for me. It’s also a horribletime for others , the NHS are out all day everyday regardless. Be kind be safe be honourable be safe @NHSuk.
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Two lawyers in a pub,one says we should get that dangerous game playing girl out of thee BB house or every one is in for the high jump. The other lawer said Yes I Agree. The End.
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Dear NHS workers I have two classic projects (car and bike) if you ride or drive and like fettling old machinery there yours. Just a little thank you. They need work! But don’t we all. No delivery for obvs reasons oh and thank you 🙏.
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Should the jockeys really be drinking.
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I’m a big fan of Boris. But his last info I believe a step too soon. Stay safe Twittershire and don’t jump the gun. Out.
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Phone your friends ask if there ok and if there not TALK. It’s hidden even in the most unlikely. Be kind be a friend.
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I’m sorry if I’m spoiling this for anyone,and I’m not sure as it’s hardly been reported BUT I think the duke and Dutches have had a baby 😱.
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Wow. What a total tit you are. As I believe the British are a caring loving people as everybody no matter where they are from is. No one is born a bad person it’s a environment issue.
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Well sober me has no idea what drunk me was going on about. Time to maybe step away from the phone 🤭🙁.
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Happy birthday I hope I do as well and look as well.
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I’ve got man flu “drink whiskey that will help” I’m now hungover and still got man flu 🤷♂️ who knew.
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I’ve been through so many emotions recently and I class myself as a very lucky man. Be kind and respectful to each other just a simple conversation can really help someone. Right I’m off for sausage and toast that’s interesting isn’t it 😳.
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Let’s keep this fine figure of a man in the castle! Please vote xxxx
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So it looks like the car and bike may have found homes. Stay safe peeps x.
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I love the royal family. Controversial. But bollocks I do.
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Your born you live you die. You can choose to lie on your death bed and wish you hated Less. Got jealous less. Wished that wisdom came earlier. Or just live your own life and stop being a dick.
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Genius. Love Macaulay Culkin.
#heygoogle Have you ever wondered what Kevin McCallister is like as an adult? Me neither. But just in case you’re curious you should totally watch this #ad
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So the car and bike have gone to be made better by people who are the best at it. Happy Easter be safe xx.
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So in other news ,I ate nearly a whole gateau last night and I’m not bothered.
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Don’t think my nerves can take anymore!!!! We are thrilled that everyone has seen just how beautiful, funny, kind and caring you are. Lord Fart A lot we love you! #makehimking #ImACeleb
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So proud of you Simon…… one last push for the final ! Please give him a vote! He’s just been his totally awesome self ! X
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I stroked a rhino 🦏 today and now all is well with the world. Animals are so much nicer than people. If anyone has a safari park and needs a live in nice family we’re in.
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So my 7 year old just informed us he calls his willy the undertaker 😳.
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How can you not listen to our little Henry! He asked so nicely 😍
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The loveliest little monkey I know. Well done gorgeous girl. Love daddy pig 🐷
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Never forget my friend 😘
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Hands down! This is the most precious phone call we’ve ever had as a family!
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I'm glad so many of you appreciate the way we're covering this sensitive important issue if we help just one person then job well done.
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Me and my family thanks all past and current armed service men and women who continually put them selves in harms way for our freedom. God bless all our fallen.
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No but your flats on fire
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@kateford76 I don’t understand why anyone makes a fuss. It’s a bloody mask put it on do your shopping go home take it off 🤷♂️ what’s the problem.
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Praying that Simon gets into the final 4 this weekend!!! Would love to see him take on the Cyclone, I think it would be TV gold. @imacelebrity Please give him a vote! 🤞🏻
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SO peoplechester united and personchester city had a good game. Spice girls are doing people power tour and soon we can all build a snow person. 🤯😦.
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Schools out for summer and I have more than a few days with my crazy beautiful family,happy level at an all time high 😜.
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I agree we have many same sex very dear friends and our three boys love them very much and never question their sexuality or relationship. They just see the love which is what life is all about.
Between myself & @antonycotton we have 11 nieces & nephews + one on the way. They know no different & see us no different to all the other relationships in their lives. The lessons are about relationships, not issues or sex. This kind of tweet is appalling. Do better.
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Well done mate. A whole new better chapter filled with incredible love you never thought possible starts now xx.
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Bought a chicken to make sandwiches. It doesn’t it shits on the floor.
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Anyone want a dog that poos on rugs. Can't think of a use for it. Comes with free guilty look on its bastar9 face.
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Serves him right. This country is too soft on idiots.
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A bad day on the water is better than a good day in the office. Even with jedward hair 😳
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Anyone else experiencing very high volumes of farts long tuneful ones very regular. Is it a lockdown phenomenon 🤷♂️.
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Most beautiful wife competition. I win, end of competition 😶
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Anyone else had their full postcode on postcode lottery and just got a tenner ?.Me no understand.
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It's funny how sudden fame can change a person GET ON SET YOU DIVA! .Father daughter chat needed later me thinks http://t.co/0LUJ3R7XWX.
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Well I really enjoyed that summer ,time to get the jumper out now.
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Ooooohhh not a looker in the bunch.
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After talking 2 a belly for 9 months, I can now talk to a beautiful little face & know it's not Mr Hanky. Myself & @emmagleave are thrilled.
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I remember People throwing sponge cream chocolate cherries etc at me when I was young. Life was tough in the gateau 😕.
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I’ve never wanted to loose wait mainly coz I don’t give a s£:t but my son beat me at go karting tonight so diet here we come. Little bugger 🤨.
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❤️❤️❤️.
Look what I just found @simongregson123 - how great would it be to see these two in the final? 😊 #ImACeleb
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My new agent.
@lucykatilette @simonGfangirl @simongregson123 I've watched every episode of Coronation Street for 58 years. There have never been more toe-curlingly awful scenes than when poor old Simon tries to act drunk. Simon in general tries hard but simply cannot act.
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I hope I’m not at the front.
Sent to me by Lisa who’s in Canada. This Canadian has a tattoo of me on her bum 😳
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No you bloody didn’t
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Young lad talking with the barber about being bullied. Poor little guy felt so sorry for him. Think I made him feel better for today though.
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