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Free speech and Offside absolutist.

Joined November 2011
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@SimonChronicles
$!m0n
4 months
@TheIFAB @UEFA @UEFAcom @FIFAcom Oh, look, another in the same game. Commentator: "He might be #offside. No, he wasn't. It was the second phase of play so he's onside". It's farcical. Ridiculous. Why bother with any form of the rule at all at this point? https://t.co/0ZxO3HXYxF #PSGInterMiami #ClubWorldCup
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@SimonChronicles
$!m0n
13 days
@RogerCookMLA You're getting raped at the supermarket, petrol station, power & water bills, land tax, council rates, income tax, stamp duty. Everywhere. But daddy Gov has 14mil, just supposedly an out of budget donation, mining company donations one-up each other. #Telethon is a big piss take.
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$!m0n
13 days
@RogerCookMLA It's a fucking dog & pony show & the gaslit zombies on their couches and on the #Telethon hashtag lap it up like good trained little puppies. Thank you daddy guv'ment oh thank you for thinking of the children! It's a joke. Money is there. You're getting raped & you say thank you.
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$!m0n
13 days
Then there's the clown @RogerCookMLA who starts off with the kids bake sale money because he's a man of the people before tipping in 14mil of OUR fucking money, while ambulances are ramped to the car parks, because WA gov needs to score #Telethon points instead of fixing health.
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$!m0n
13 days
#Telethon it's great and all but it's really just the annual circle jerk of the who's who list. They don't need us at all but they have to do it to guilt the money out of the rich & government. And gaslight us plebs to think that our drop in the ocean makes a difference. #Perth
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$!m0n
13 days
#Telethon it's great and all but it's really just the annual circle jerk of the who's who list. They don't need us at all but they have to do it to guilt the money out of the rich & government. And gaslight us plebs to think that our drop in the ocean makes a difference. #Perth
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@SimonChronicles
$!m0n
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$!m0n
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R.I.P. #Spaceman. That guitar sound of yours contributed a massive part to the soundtrack of my childhood. 🎸 #AceFrehley #KISS https://t.co/lvl3B24vlB
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$!m0n
23 days
This dismal #ALDS loss makes the #Yankees celebrating merely making it to the playoffs look even more ridiculous now than it was a couple weeks ago. 16 years, ffs! The Boss wouldn't accept this crap. #YankeesVsBlueJays
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$!m0n
1 month
@Yankees This is embarassing. You're the fucking NEW YORK #YANKEES ffs. To celebrate like this just for making it to the postseason... get a grip. Win the World Series and end the 16 year drought if you want to celebrate.
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Kurt Mahlburg
2 months
Charlie Kirk was assassinated for the same convictions I hold. This thought robbed me of sleep last night. And the more I reflect on it, the more I see what his death really means — for the West, for the Church, and for all of us. A thread 🧵
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2 months
🇮🇹 @GiorgiaMeloni on @CharlieKirk11: "It's time to denounce this climate of unsustainable hatred". #CharlieKirk #GiorgiaMeloni
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@SimonChronicles
$!m0n
2 months
#AFL and away strips. You'll never get it. Farcical organisation. #AFLLionsSuns 🤦
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$!m0n
2 months
.@RennickGBR & @craigkellyAFEE are spot on here about @LiberalAus. It's a dead party that panders to its donors, lost its values and appeals to no one. The good politicians within it need to come together and break away. @JNampijinpa @SenatorAntic & Andrew Hastie #auspol #Liberal
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Gerard Rennick
2 months
This is why I left the Liberals - they are a sinking ship beyond repair. The sooner the good ones leave, the sooner the renewal begins. #auspol @craigkellyAFEE
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@SimonChronicles
$!m0n
2 months
Long live Conservative & Christian values. #CharlieKirk #FreeSpeech
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$!m0n
2 months
That was the most incoherent #welcometocountry in the short history of welcomes to country. But let's just pretend it was profound! 😂🤦 #AFL #AFLGiantsHawks
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$!m0n
3 months
I could have listened to 10 more hours of @ShaneWarne stories from his remarkable son Jackson and one of the best podcasters and broadcasters @MarkHoward03. Simply brilliant. https://t.co/98YzjEa03L
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$!m0n
4 months
@TheIFAB @UEFA @UEFAcom @FIFAcom #Offside? Not any more. Complete bullshit? Absolutely. Defending is over. https://t.co/cHGuS5LOuW #PSGInterMiami #ClubWorldCup
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$!m0n
4 months
@TheMatildas Average crowd in #Perth. Maybe $81 + booking fee for a grandstand seat for a friendly match is a bit much. #Matildas @FootballAUS @Ticketmaster_AU
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$!m0n
5 months
This is exactly what the #offside rule was created to prevent, so strikers couldn't get an unfair advantage, even off the ball. @TheIFAB has changed this to the phase 1 / phase 2 nonsense to get more goals & allow unfairness into the rules of play. #GermanyPortugal #NationsLeague
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$!m0n
5 months
#Ronaldo is #offside. The rule is bullshit. Clear advantage on the forward pass. #NationsLeague #GermanyPortugal
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