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Free speech and Offside absolutist.
Joined November 2011
@TheIFAB @UEFA @UEFAcom @FIFAcom Oh, look, another in the same game. Commentator: "He might be #offside. No, he wasn't. It was the second phase of play so he's onside". It's farcical. Ridiculous. Why bother with any form of the rule at all at this point? https://t.co/0ZxO3HXYxF
#PSGInterMiami #ClubWorldCup
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@RogerCookMLA You're getting raped at the supermarket, petrol station, power & water bills, land tax, council rates, income tax, stamp duty. Everywhere. But daddy Gov has 14mil, just supposedly an out of budget donation, mining company donations one-up each other. #Telethon is a big piss take.
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@RogerCookMLA It's a fucking dog & pony show & the gaslit zombies on their couches and on the #Telethon hashtag lap it up like good trained little puppies. Thank you daddy guv'ment oh thank you for thinking of the children! It's a joke. Money is there. You're getting raped & you say thank you.
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Then there's the clown @RogerCookMLA who starts off with the kids bake sale money because he's a man of the people before tipping in 14mil of OUR fucking money, while ambulances are ramped to the car parks, because WA gov needs to score #Telethon points instead of fixing health.
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R.I.P. #Spaceman. That guitar sound of yours contributed a massive part to the soundtrack of my childhood. 🎸 #AceFrehley #KISS
https://t.co/lvl3B24vlB
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This dismal #ALDS loss makes the #Yankees celebrating merely making it to the playoffs look even more ridiculous now than it was a couple weeks ago. 16 years, ffs! The Boss wouldn't accept this crap. #YankeesVsBlueJays
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Charlie Kirk was assassinated for the same convictions I hold. This thought robbed me of sleep last night. And the more I reflect on it, the more I see what his death really means — for the West, for the Church, and for all of us. A thread 🧵
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🇮🇹 @GiorgiaMeloni on @CharlieKirk11: "It's time to denounce this climate of unsustainable hatred". #CharlieKirk #GiorgiaMeloni
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.@RennickGBR & @craigkellyAFEE are spot on here about @LiberalAus. It's a dead party that panders to its donors, lost its values and appeals to no one. The good politicians within it need to come together and break away. @JNampijinpa @SenatorAntic & Andrew Hastie #auspol #Liberal
This is why I left the Liberals - they are a sinking ship beyond repair. The sooner the good ones leave, the sooner the renewal begins. #auspol @craigkellyAFEE
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That was the most incoherent #welcometocountry in the short history of welcomes to country. But let's just pretend it was profound! 😂🤦 #AFL #AFLGiantsHawks
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I could have listened to 10 more hours of @ShaneWarne stories from his remarkable son Jackson and one of the best podcasters and broadcasters @MarkHoward03. Simply brilliant. https://t.co/98YzjEa03L
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Podcast Episode · Warnes Way Podcast · 11/08/2025 · 1h 47m
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@TheIFAB @UEFA @UEFAcom @FIFAcom #Offside? Not any more. Complete bullshit? Absolutely. Defending is over. https://t.co/cHGuS5LOuW
#PSGInterMiami #ClubWorldCup
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@TheMatildas Average crowd in #Perth. Maybe $81 + booking fee for a grandstand seat for a friendly match is a bit much. #Matildas @FootballAUS @Ticketmaster_AU
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This is exactly what the #offside rule was created to prevent, so strikers couldn't get an unfair advantage, even off the ball. @TheIFAB has changed this to the phase 1 / phase 2 nonsense to get more goals & allow unfairness into the rules of play. #GermanyPortugal #NationsLeague
#Ronaldo is #offside. The rule is bullshit. Clear advantage on the forward pass. #NationsLeague #GermanyPortugal
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