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@SimoHayha99
Simo Hayha
2 years
Went to a wedding, came home with a gun
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Simo Hayha
5 months
Guys I have a prayer request. I entered a raffle for an original Browning BAR.
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@SimoHayha99
Simo Hayha
1 year
You can’t even sneak into a women’s bathroom without getting arrested “delta” boy.
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@SimoHayha99
Simo Hayha
2 months
To everyone following, our son came out of surgery. The surgical team came in and basically told us the surgery went better than hoped. The arterial swap went off without a hitch, they both look like they will function great. The vsd was 100 percent closed which had seemed
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@SimoHayha99
Simo Hayha
5 months
Fix this problem with one simple trick.
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@Morbidful
Morbid Knowledge
5 months
This terrifying photo reveals the moment a woman climbed onto her roof to hide from home intruder only for him to appear behind her.
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@SimoHayha99
Simo Hayha
3 months
I doubt I need to ask, but it’s an instant man card revocation when you effeminately raise your hand for help just because your machine gun ran away, correct?
@GunloverClub1
Gun Lovers Club
3 months
What happened to this M60?
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@SimoHayha99
Simo Hayha
9 months
Am I the only one that has a recurring problem where my garage progressively turns into a giant cluster fuck until I get outraged enough to spend a week organizing it only for the cycle to repeat?
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@SimoHayha99
Simo Hayha
2 months
We got moved to the picu. Surgery will happen in the next couple days. The good news is the surgeon expects it to be a 1 and done surgery and little man is only on one medication drip and can be held by mama. Things appear to be progressing about as well as could be hoped for.
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Simo Hayha
1 year
Oh no Larue, what are you doing?
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Simo Hayha
2 months
Abe is awake and off the vent. A few speed bumps in the road but he seems to be passing everything he needs to. I know my wife is dying to let him nurse so we’re praying he passes his tube feedings with flying colors.
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Simo Hayha
3 months
lol harbor freight has a set of assorted 10mm sockets.
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Simo Hayha
1 year
Suboptimal
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Simo Hayha
1 year
I have angered pedophile Twitter. I call this a win.
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@SimoHayha99
Simo Hayha
8 months
Oh fuck now I have to change my entire personality.
@LucasBotkin
Lucas Botkin
8 months
Precision shooting is a more useful skill to citizens than CQB.
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Simo Hayha
3 months
I think this is the last jar of pickles I’ll ever see my mom’s hand writing on. My mom was the best mom. It’s a fact. Sorry. She once got hit by a gang banger with a baseball bat, because she ran them off our block when I was 5 because she didn’t want drugs around me. RIP Red
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Simo Hayha
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Simo Hayha
1 year
@nypost That’s terrible the guy has to fix his window now. Hope the thief’s estate will cover it.
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@SimoHayha99
Simo Hayha
11 months
I’ve noticed a theme and this is just another example. It’s like a large portion of our population doesn’t really think life is real and actions have consequences. I don’t know. This guy seems to legitimately believe calling the cops means “just make him be good” magically.
@GarbageHuman23
Garbage Human
11 months
This is truly unbelievable. Watch til the end.
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Simo Hayha
2 months
Tomorrow is the surgery, happy the little man is resting up this morning.
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Simo Hayha
2 years
@bennettrun Nah, we're the solution, but you ain't ready for that discussion.
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Simo Hayha
9 months
Seems like someone would have invented a better wire wheel by now.
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Simo Hayha
1 year
@MalcolmNance @ThisIsKyleR Kyle Rittenhouse has seen more combat and stopped more evil than you ever have.
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Simo Hayha
2 years
@mtwrighter @NatButterflies Congratulations you just committed multiple felonies.
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Simo Hayha
9 months
6.5 Creedmoor shooters when they find out a 308 can still hit at a mile.
@Snakeeater36
RedDevil 😈
9 months
Just spent the whole day hitting a one mile target with .308 and 300wm. Also put 5.56 on 1000yds. Loving days like this
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Simo Hayha
2 months
Grunts is officially on the loose. Look out ladies. Time to head home
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Simo Hayha
5 months
I’m a little pissed Hamas has Schmidt Bender scopes before I got one but I bet they’re jealous my barrels aren’t chambered with a drill bit in a Jacob’s chuck.
@JoeTruzman
Joe Truzman
5 months
Hamas publishes video demonstrating how it manufactures sniper rifles.
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@SimoHayha99
Simo Hayha
7 months
@RobProvince People in the comments acting like targets in a gunfight don’t do tricky shit like hiding. “I can hit a full size ipsc at 500 just fine with 6x”. Great when some idiot paints himself white and stands still in front of a green berm you’ll do fine.
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@SimoHayha99
Simo Hayha
2 months
The little guy will go for surgery tomorrow. We met with surgeon. It wasn’t good news, but it wasn’t the worst. He’s still confident we will have a successful surgery. Some of his heart strings will have to be cut and we pray aren’t critical. I appreciate all of your support
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Simo Hayha
7 months
@Lead_Flinger Have to say A.
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Simo Hayha
1 year
My kid told me he was a bull dozer but I don’t change his final drive bearings because, regardless of what he pretends, he doesn’t have bearings.
@AlphaNewsMN
Alpha News
1 year
MN Lt. Gov. Peggy Flanagan on sex changes for minors: "When our children tell us who they are, it is our job as grown-ups to listen and to believe them. That's what it means to be a good parent."
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Simo Hayha
2 months
My wife found my Twitter and just came to the understanding that I am a niche internet celebrity with thousands of friends.
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Simo Hayha
7 months
@Lead_Flinger This reminds me of a discussion I had in college. The teacher was legitimately bewildered how I could square agreeing I would do a thing while believing that thing was evil. I think some minds just can’t comprehend that for some reason and it seems more common than I thought.
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Simo Hayha
1 year
You think they’re that impenetrable? My time at Camp Pendleton sneaking back to the barracks drunk from the bowling alley says otherwise.
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Simo Hayha
2 months
Truth be told I really didn’t expect everyone’s well wishes and prayers to mean so much to me and my wife but they all have meant a lot to us, and I’m very grateful for all of you.
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Simo Hayha
1 year
@KingScrubba How tf do you get fat eating lettuce?
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Simo Hayha
2 months
Abe is doing reasonably well today. He’s pushed out fluid well and has cleared his lungs reasonably well. They’re using a pace maker to keep his heart at 150 out of preference but it would beat at 130ish on his own. He did have some blood from his lungs he coughed up but no one
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Simo Hayha
1 year
Level 6 plates guys.
@Billysbunker1
William Smith
1 year
@SimoHayha99 This is from a test from two weeks ago, level six plates going to Ukraine. We tested with 9 mm 76239 out of a 10 inch barrel, 54 5 x 39, but the three holes are 855 at 20 yards
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Simo Hayha
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I am struck by the fact that unlike our others this little guy is gonna need a surgery and that’s kinda casting a shadow on tonight. It’s probably harder on my wife, so if you would say a prayer we’d appreciate it. The knowledge that we’re not at the hard part yet is difficult
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Simo Hayha
1 year
It’s enlightening the response some people have to teens working. I started shoveling shit on farms at 10 for 5 bucks and hour and bought my own dirt bike at 12. Maybe our current generation wouldn’t be so anxiety ridden and failed if they busted ass and slept deep at night.
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Simo Hayha
1 year
@OfAthenry Give ‘em all the room in the world, they’ll still park over the line
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Simo Hayha
2 years
Yep. I love this gun.
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Simo Hayha
10 months
I speak for all of us when I say I am willing to double this losers student loan debt in exchange for abolishing the ATF.
@canainnn
ant 🤓
10 months
@POTUS I speak for all of us when i say I am willing to give up the 2nd Amendment in exchange for my student loans to be forgiven.
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Simo Hayha
2 years
Tried out some guns today. Wilson Combat, Stacatto, etc but the cz 75 ts2 really stole my heart. Anyone got one?
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Simo Hayha
1 year
Sometimes I do miss the Marine Corps.
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Simo Hayha
5 months
Welp. It’s over boys. I bought a minivan. Guess it’s time to gain weight and buy myself a cell phone holster.
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Simo Hayha
1 year
@TheRealOppo Those bullets should stick out further once you pull the trigger
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Simo Hayha
2 years
Little man with his first unassisted meat on the table.
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Simo Hayha
4 months
I’ve never wanted something to be real as much as I do right now.
@blaireerskine
blaire erskine
4 months
bass pro shop guy’s wife speaks out
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Simo Hayha
1 year
@wayofftheres Jesus Dodge, what is you doing? Glad I never bought one of their new ones. My 93 Ford ain't much but she limps along on a steady diet of hate and neglect.
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Simo Hayha
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@wayofftheres Could have at least given you a hello kitty one.
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Simo Hayha
1 year
@Sky_Lee_1 Sorry, I'm keeping my weapons of war.
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Simo Hayha
8 months
Lucas ruined sniping so Simo gave it up.
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Simo Hayha
9 months
Neighbor dropped off a present for me.
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Simo Hayha
2 months
Wife called from the doctor office. Apparently I’m driving her to to be local to the hospital tonight in my best Speed the movie reenactment except instead of a bomb that might go off, it’s a baby. It’s better than having her airlifted but I don’t look nearly as good as Keanu.
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Simo Hayha
2 months
Since @T00ManyCommies has squeaks taken, Abe will hence forth be known as grunts since that’s about all he does to communicate. The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. Also he’s off o2 this morning and holding his own. He is on morphine to offset the fentanyl withdrawal tho
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Simo Hayha
1 year
Sierra bullets with the Sub Moa 500 round group.
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Simo Hayha
2 months
but the DR is confident given his size and strength and appetite going into the or that he will be a high achiever in the coming weeks.
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Simo Hayha
1 year
Sorry y'all, Twitter has been won for today
@8EyedEel
Chronic and Untreatable Pain Groyper
1 year
"Soon there's going to be a knock on that door and you will be called outside. In the hall there will be a man who out-ranks you. First he'll compliment you on the fine job you've done. And then he's going to tell you that I am to be exchanged for a female basketball player."
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unlikely yesterday and the pulmonary valve ligaments, that were thought to be in the way of the vsd were not, so none had to be sacrificed. Truly we were blessed by the best of outcomes. The slight tempering reality is that there’s still a long and hard road ahead for Abe,
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Simo Hayha
4 months
@Lead_Flinger Ecuador has some strict gun laws. How can this be happening?!?!?!?
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Simo Hayha
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@BudLightSadness When your old lady is screaming and runs out the door and tells the cops that you’re trying to hit her, going to the back to get your gun to get them to leave will probably get you unalived. What am I missing here that’s horrible?
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Simo Hayha
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@braxton_mccoy Y’all got coot? My dad and I shot a mess of em back in the day and he shared his family recipe for them with me. 1. Season plucked coot with salt and pepper and bake on a cedar plank at 350 until internal temperature of 165 is reached. 2. Throw out the coot and eat the plank.
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Simo Hayha
2 months
So the hospital is telling us for us to leave the hospital, there is a mandatory car seat test that lasts two hours where they want to strap Abe in a car seat, alone, and not be touched or fed. Who wants to bet we get a cps visit for refusing this stupid shit?
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Simo Hayha
1 year
I’d vote for her just based off his description
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Simo Hayha
2 years
@davidfrum "technology has improved" is your only argument which kind of proves his point really.
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Simo Hayha
6 months
Brace yourselves, we’re all about to be insufferable for a day. Well, more insufferable than usual.
@ChestyPullerGst
Chesty
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🎶It's the most wonderful time of the year...🎶
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Simo Hayha
2 months
Excuse me, you’re supposed to be awake and eating. Did you not get the memo?
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Simo Hayha
2 years
Well I already found the county dispatch on this thing so I guess it works.
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Simo Hayha
1 year
Apparently little miss porn star thinks I'm a pharisee for saying people vocally pro adultery shouldn't be welcome in church but I just wonder why she chose a church for her stunt and didn't go to the local Masjid with a plate of hot pork to pass around. I think we all know why.
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Simo Hayha
2 years
@AllegedKurd He didn't say he was gonna break it down Barney style for me, and I feel like I might have missed something.
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Simo Hayha
2 years
Ok, now it fucks.
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Simo Hayha
1 year
“I don’t think you can win this fight, so just give into the genocide” is a shitty take.
@egavactip
Mark Pitcavage
1 year
In 1942, when the Holocaust began, the Jewish population of Germany was around 200,000 (men, women, children). The size of the German Wehrmacht was over 8 million (not counting police). Don't pretend that a small number of Jews with firearms could have prevented the Holocaust.
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Simo Hayha
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Two year old just grabbed a beer, climbed and then fell off the lawnmower. Can't help but marvel how fast they grow up to be just like their old man.
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Simo Hayha
1 year
I get around the need for a loaded chamber indicator by always leaving all my chambers loaded
@Steve56666007
Steve of the many numbers
1 year
@BrianFl95576245 @FenixAmmunition For a nightstand pistol for your everyday Joe it's fine. For people more discerning it has poor accuracy, a bad trigger pull, the grip angle is weird, and the sights could be better. Glocks are more prone to ADs because there no good indicator it there is a round in the chamber
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Simo Hayha
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Imagine being a full grown man who is excited by war but somehow manages to avoid all of them.
@Cobratate
Andrew Tate
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Imagine being a full grown man and being excited by cooking. Not war. Not conquest. No. You get adrenaline from making an omelette. Fucking nerd. Chefs are worms. OMG WHAT IF THE MEATS OVER DONE OMG 😮 Who cares. Hardly getting knocked out is it.
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Simo Hayha
1 year
AR500, why you gotta be hard as woodpecker lips?
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Simo Hayha
1 year
@TejanoVaquero hear me out. M27 link canister Damascus steel.
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Simo Hayha
1 year
This account is now a Guinea hen account. You were warned.
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Simo Hayha
2 years
@Akshobh Probably wouldn't have happened if the Massies were there.
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Simo Hayha
2 months
The fact the edge was lower than the road was certainly helpful, but still rather impressive.
@MSHPTrooperF
MSHP Troop F
2 months
Anyone missing their round bale??? Trooper Isaiah “Doesn’t Miss Leg Day” Lemasters was able to move this traffic hazard off the roadway for you. All in a days work!!!
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1 year
Atomic bomb deniers are a thing?
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Simo Hayha
1 year
Presented without comment.
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Simo Hayha
1 year
Skinned my knee in a big wave pool at a local water park with my kid. Hurts. Now I’m lying awake wondering how many dirty feet trod the same pool bottom before I skinned my flesh off on it and how long I have to live. Been nice knowing y’all.
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Simo Hayha
5 months
Silence European
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@DrTELS
Dr Thomas Smith 🔥🌏
5 months
So I spent yesterday evening having a quiet night in. At around 11 pm I began to smell smoke *inside my flat*. I went out to investigate… This is a somewhat angry (but evidence-based) wood-burning thread. *trigger warning* for urban wood-burners! #WoodBurning 🔥💨🧵 [1/n]
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Simo Hayha
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Lights are already flickering here. Doubt we’ll have em much longer. I feel like I need to apologize to everyone. I’m the guy who set up my trampoline in March, and probably the cause of this blizzard.
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Simo Hayha
2 years
@Spireship He tripped and fell, Huber assaulted him with a skateboard and was justifiably killed. Fixed it for you
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Simo Hayha
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One of the things that concerns me on here is people reacting to what a jury decided as if it’s precedent. This was a bad shooting. The fact the jury found him not guilty on one charge, good for him, but you’d be stupid to think you should follow the drivers example here.
@AmiriKing
Amiri King
7 months
YOUTUBE PRANK FAFO—A jury found a food delivery driver not guilty in the shooting of a YouTube prankster who followed and harassed him at a mall in Leesburg, Virginia. Alan Colie was acquitted of aggravated malicious wounding in the shooting of Tanner Cook, who owns the…
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Simo Hayha
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Don’t all kids walk around shooting squirrels in the back 40? There are people who think that should be a crime?
@GavinNewsom
Gavin Newsom
1 year
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Missouri thinks your kids should carry guns.
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Oddly enough the city actually smells better now.
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Simo Hayha
1 year
@LaVernePD 1k for a carry permit…… did you just smoke everything in evidence before you posted that?
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Simo Hayha
10 months
Nooooooooooooooooo
@QuetzalPhoenix
Carlos That Notices Things
10 months
Just heard some sad news, apparently Paul Harrell has pancreatic cancer. Very sad to hear, one of the best Gun channels on YouTube. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy. Hope his treatment goes well.
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Simo Hayha
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@anccpt Motrin and come to sick call Monday if it isn't better.
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Simo Hayha
1 year
@RachelBitecofer Imagine thinking less deaths is a good argument when the shooting could not happen to begin with. End gun free zones.
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Simo Hayha
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Came across a stump cut like this. Figured the guy cutting them was just an idiot, but then I found another 20 cut equally poorly. Is this some felling technique I’m unaware of, or just an idiot with a chainsaw? @troy_and_an_AK
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Simo Hayha
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Got the old gas saw running right, but I got a good deal on this today. 280 with a battery at Home Depot. Wanted to see what it’s all about. I imagine this is what coming out of the closet feels like.
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2 years
@OliviaMcAllis13 @NancyGrace Looks like self defense to me.
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Simo Hayha
2 months
What is this, day 4 post surgery? I think it’s important for me to keep in perspective, the DR originally told us Abe would likely be intubated for 4 days before any recovery began and he’s already nursing today. That’s a huge blessing. They say he’s killing it and weeks ahead
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Simo Hayha
1 year
@kawasook Does dude really think hitting a 6 inch vital area requires a bench rest rifle? Ohio man.
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Simo Hayha
1 year
Passed out, rifle in hand. Apple and the tree
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Simo Hayha
6 months
That face you make when your ruck is cuter than @lovemylife81 ’s ruck.
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