When a relationship ends and all mutual friends disappear #man up #be friends to both

Klopp wants to appoint David Moyes as Assistant Manager for his Premier League experience - https://t.co/QJVJJ3phIl

Remember what happened to Nick Blackwell & others when you sit behind a keyboard giving abuse. All fighters, at all levels, deserve respect

Off to Alnwick Castle today. My wife tells me it's where Harry Potter was shot. Not much point me reading the last book now, is there?

My mrs just shouted at me for making car out of spaghetti,should have seen her face when I drove pasta

Every night has a day every cloud has a silver lining and every Friday has a carling #weekend

If nobodys perfect I must be nobody