You look her in the eyes, and you say... "Listen, baby... you're getting hitched, and... and I... was born to roam." #SiliconValley S04E06 - Customer Service https://t.co/8LupWV6D0h

Jared: I know, in the fable, Pied Piper led all the children into darkness, but now we're doing it.#S04E02 https://t.co/3CVpeM8Xlc #SiliconValley

Um, Richard, I know I know money's tight, but I think I might invest in a modesty panel for your desk. #SiliconValley S05E01 - Grow Fast or Die Slow https://t.co/fvOtiN5ep2

Does he actually smile like that with his upper and lower teeth at the same time? #SiliconValley S02E03 - Bad Money https://t.co/Jx8mHaCnTa

Gilfoyle: (pouring champagne) I mean, I knew Dinesh was going to fuck this all up, but honestly, this couldn't get any better.#S04E02 https://t.co/3CVpeM8Xlc #SiliconValley

Maybe we'll quit, try something else. You like octopus? #SiliconValley S05E06 - Artificial Emotional Intelligence https://t.co/hab0syoFua

Jared: What do you mean you were looking at user data? You violated our system? Richard, you were inside us?#S04E02 https://t.co/3CVpeM8Xlc #SiliconValley

Jared: Have you seen the new Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition? The cover model has the most lovely, enigmatic facial expression.#S04E02 https://t.co/3CVpeM8Xlc #SiliconValley

Erlich: You can't just wiggle your little tush and expect every VC in the Valley to get hards-on.#S04E02 https://t.co/3CVpeM8Xlc #SiliconValley

Dinesh: I'll write fun stuff, like, I'm at the opening of a secret restaurant or I'm watching Jaws at the pool of an old hotel#S02E07 https://t.co/t31MWResq2 #SiliconValley

Gavin: Foxhole is a very exciting web-based exchange, catering to those in the military, who are interested in having extramarital affairs.#S06E02 https://t.co/0FvXxWfIJ5 #SiliconValley

I'm covered in dust. I'm a three-foot dick, and I've got half an ass to go to some other company who's never gonna put me on a Jumbotron or throw balls at me. Bye. #SiliconValley S02E01 - Sand Hill Shuffle https://t.co/I84ydjb4yj

Erlich: You really have built a giant monument to awesomeness.#S02E06 https://t.co/epBxQIzVYW #SiliconValley

Hey, Dinesh, nice chain. Do you choke your mother with it when you put your penis in her butthole? #SiliconValley S03E03 - Meinertzhagen's Haversack https://t.co/nv3CNWVyPP

Jared: I've been agonizing over this. Not sleeping, not eating I completely forgot my godson's 40th birthday.#S06E02 https://t.co/0FvXxWfIJ5 #SiliconValley

They just kept saying if I didn't waste so much money at the butthole doctor, then we'd have enough money. #SiliconValley S02E03 - Bad Money https://t.co/Jx8mHaCnTa

Erlich: I'm already smiling, do you really have to paint me giving the thumbs-up? It's gratuitous.#S01E05 https://t.co/aL3cIiWJje #SiliconValley

Richard: Money just perverts everything.Gilfoyle: At this point, I could stand to be a little perverted.Dinesh: Yeah, I wanna be a lot perverted.#S06E02 https://t.co/0FvXxWfIJ5 #SiliconValley

Gilfoyle: Anton died so we could live. Jared: Like Jesus. Gilfoyle: Oh fuck. #SiliconValley S04E10 - Server Error https://t.co/A2oH2f0EgU

Jared: You know, there's a couple of beers back at the office with our names on them... because when I put it back in the fridge, I put our names on them.#S06E01 https://t.co/J65edPjvF3 #SiliconValley