RT @Gartan_G: Mimo Party at TV1! I had fun with awesome people, and even though I was late, I still scored a prize! Shoutout to everyone wh….

RT @yuriposting:

RT @rustbur: did u roleplay as a kid or r u straight.

a whole erotica that is just two lesbians playing with each other's hair.

RT @draculasbastard: i just don’t think inner thigh is a popular enough vampire bite location.

RT @mynameisfrex: maybe if i develop feelings for covid-19 it will leave.

Can my tesla autopilot please wake me the next time I get pulled over? Very embarrassing to still be asleep as the cop approaches and knocks on my window.

I keep having auditory hallucinations of the discord notification sound.

I am still waiting for the Small Business Man magazine to do a cover wherein there is a giant business lady about to crush him.

RT @StebMcDreb: what if you vored someone and as they went down your throat it made the mario warp pipe sound effect.

RT @senshiandy: letting myself use “hehe” and “:D”, “:3” and “^^” unironically in my daily life has freed me from this mortal coil.

RT @cherrikissu: I was gonna make a joke that I’m straight now and not going to draw girls anymore but I can’t even joke about that.

RT @BitchAssBowie: i love. 💦💦💦💦💦💦.💦💦💦💦💦💦💦.💦💦 💦💦.💦💦 💦💦.💦💦💦💦💦.💦💦.💦💦.💦💦.💦💦ee.

RT @Shubbabang:

RT @QuestForTori: GOOD