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Don't take my tweets too seriously 😎

Johannesburg, South Africa
Joined August 2011
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@SidimaMM
S'dima
4 years
Is she in the fridge??
@xola_dj
Mr X
4 years
Happy birthday to my Grandmother 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🍾🍾🍾🎂🎂
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@SidimaMM
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I braaied for my person and her friends for their Woman's Day get together. I just dipped, ndabashiya so that bazohleba kakuhle. Love this for her❤️
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@SidimaMM
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4 years
Rachel Kolisi did this to our captain 😂😂😂😂😂
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@SidimaMM
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1 month
I love this photo of me and my boys. This was Father’s Day.
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@SidimaMM
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6 years
#DaddiesWithTheirKids Couldn't miss this tag. My two boy😍😍
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@SidimaMM
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2 years
Isibindi😬😬😬
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@SidimaMM
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3 years
Eyi this matriculant though 😂😂😂
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@SidimaMM
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2 years
To employees too. Being underpaid is depressing too. Let's practice what we preach.
@Connie_Ferguson
IG/TikTok: @Connie_Ferguson
2 years
Don’t be fooled by people who look like they have it all together. People are going through the most!🥲 BE KIND AND COMPASSIONATE!🙏🏾
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@SidimaMM
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2 months
Suggest cute baby names: Alooter
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Gorgeous Mbali officially reveals her baby bump.
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@SidimaMM
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5 years
@NolwaziZulu_ He glides. Walking is so 2018.
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@SidimaMM
S'dima
4 years
My fighters 1 for underage drinking emcimbini 2 for Coke from the old glass bottle 3 for Viceroy ebuhlanti 4 for cheap whiskey in the back of a polo 5 for Castle ebandayo 6 for bhabhalaza curing Stoney
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@SidimaMM
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1 year
@kiithedoll1 The man was a gang leader that sold drugs and put out hits on people. Why is your heart breaking?
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@SidimaMM
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4 years
@kennakarabo @MisterMos @rr_a_t_00 They used monkeys and the images of apes to depict black people. A. Attempt to dehumanize us.
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@SidimaMM
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4 years
@aneshtonisi @YourSisBoo My grade 9 high school teacher, Mr De Jager once said: "Never start a relationship that ends another". I still remember those words 19yrs later.
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@SidimaMM
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@Oloni For 50 marks: Explain the "Ama" in Amapiano?
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@SidimaMM
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1 year
@mikesharman You should not be responsible for selecting candidates. You're an embarrassment.
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@SidimaMM
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3 months
@Mmakgosidarling Always buzz and then block. For peace of mind
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@SidimaMM
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3 years
@LongLiveLeech @khawula_musa No need to share that first part?
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@SidimaMM
S'dima
4 years
Guys, please date and breakup without informing us. Asizalani.
@PopPulseSA
Pop Pulse
4 years
Khanyi Mbau announces via instagram post that after 10 years of dating Teboho Edward the couple have now chosen to end the relationship. “Our second attempt grew us even further apart”
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@SidimaMM
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4 months
@wfreemantle 😭😭 switch it back on. Keep that foot on their neck.
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@SidimaMM
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11 months
Nazi eza coffee dates ningazifuniyo. Zishumane ndini
@FadeOrange
Free 🇵🇸
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It's been exactly a year since I've known this one 🥰🥺 Thank you @Tinder
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@SidimaMM
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5 years
@noloo_mbatha As long as the energy is reciprocal
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@SidimaMM
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7 months
@Abramjee Sounds like he was a gangster to me.
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@SidimaMM
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1 year
@joncoopertweets America is not a normal place. How do you simply refuse to certify an election?
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@SidimaMM
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1 year
@missleem A gunshot greeting would have been suitable
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@SidimaMM
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2 years
@Sheshi_Ntwana Phinda uphume and go bang. You'll tell her you feared for your life, on Monday.
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@SidimaMM
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7 months
@DALiii_Danger It's been 40 days and 40 nights
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@SidimaMM
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2 years
@Arnold_Von_Mash @ZMjokozeli The law supercedes culture. That marriage stands whether the family likes it or not. Its also very easy to the fix (similar to Ukuthwala). In death, a decent thing to do would be to recognise her. Rejecting her is just foul.
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@SidimaMM
S'dima
4 years
Is 'uMfazi' a washing machine in isiZulu?
@Mthigo_
MTHOKOZISI™️
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Sek’dingeka uMfazi manje 😒
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@SidimaMM
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7 years
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@SidimaMM
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1 year
@yonwaba_mzizi She was talking to and about herself. Kancane kancane bayavela
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@SidimaMM
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5 years
@Gotle_Mahubane When your lady is pregnant, live with her. Most guys have no idea what a pregnant woman goes through. They just see iscefe, umntu odikayo. It's the easy way out.
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@SidimaMM
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3 years
@AneleDlo Hithi ngowakhe. Bayalibala abantu abadala. Congratulations kodwa.
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@SidimaMM
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4 years
@SuriusVsVodka Wasted flow. 😅
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@SidimaMM
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2 months
@mybroadband Is @MyBroadband paid per article, by Vodacom? What is the purpose of bringing in experts when senior courts have pronounced on this matter? Stop this nonsense!!!
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@SidimaMM
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4 months
@Laza_Lurvin She thought the 20th was a bonus 😭😭😭😭
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@SidimaMM
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@MinceLaSalle @FT You think the biggest economy in the world will sever a deal to make profits? The US Senate decided to drop this scare tactic today. We’ll just sell to China if they try us again
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@SidimaMM
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6 years
@keeana74 Brothers on the thread
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@SidimaMM
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3 years
@tito_mboweni As a senior government official, a whole minister, should you not verify this with State Security Dep (if ikhona phofu) before tweeting this?
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@SidimaMM
S'dima
4 years
@SkroefMagwaza One ka CD, the rest ke skoon? Or one and that's it?
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@SidimaMM
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2 years
@MandyNdlangisa @refilweafrica Not petty at all. He must know the difference between Dad and a Father.
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@SidimaMM
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2 years
@THATO_AFRICA He bagged umuntu o rhole ngo eWallet.
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@SidimaMM
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3 years
@PageSix The brand from colonial gains?? That brand??
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@SidimaMM
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8 months
@Simz_Ntlemeza These people were paying R300 bond instalments. Do they know rent is 16k?😭😭😭
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@SidimaMM
S'dima
4 years
@ndloomo1980 @pozcandy No! She is owed 50% of the 20years of time and money spent on THEIR child. The one with no dignity and pride and the man who thinks its okay for someone else to raise his offspring. Rhaaa!
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@SidimaMM
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@SidimaMM
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2 months
This is a silly tradition and should be stopped. It robs the father of bonding with Baby and learning with the new mom how to tend to HIS child. Your mother or a family member can come to your house to help. You can even hire help. I bought a book & fetched my kid after a week😅
@LordVizo__
Gustavo.
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Akere we are woke and want to dismantle all cultural practices without understanding the reason they existed. The first 3 months after giving birth mom & child must move back home so her mother & family can support her and LET HER REST and HEAL.
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@SidimaMM
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4 years
@realDonaldTrump Super-Spreader In Chief
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@SidimaMM
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4 months
@CampherDarren He can sit the next 20years out. England will take him. And we're cool with it
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@SidimaMM
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4 years
@moghel_ In most cases I know personally, they send nothing. I always advise guys to try and take their kids. Saves everyone from a lot of drama.
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@SidimaMM
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3 years
Wasn't everyone laughing with Zuki 3 days ago? This app will flip on you
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@SidimaMM
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6 years
@GivVi_G @cocommagic @NeoNontso Shame mam. Mthuseng di passengers 😂😂
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@SidimaMM
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6 years
The wife.
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@SidimaMM
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@asanda_tee AmaselaAmahle
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@SidimaMM
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5 months
@News24 What was she doing in Apartheid Isreal? Wait, don't answer that. As you were
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@SidimaMM
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2 years
@mayizukiswe_m Intombi mayibene Honours, minimum.
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@SidimaMM
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3 years
I was wishing an old classmate a happy birthday and wondered how was she 35? Like, was she always older than us🤔. Then I realised that I'm also 35 🤦🏿‍♂️
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@SidimaMM
S'dima
7 years
#OscarPistorius goes for a whole checkup and we must know about it🤔. Hayi tsek man!!
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@SidimaMM
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2 years
@casspernyovest Why quit? That's seems a bit dramatic. You can't quit without a win under your belt.
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@SidimaMM
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@AthiMtongana I'm so proud of Dr Naledi Pandor standing her ground on this Israeli occupation issue. This is what we expected from other nations during Apartheid.
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@SidimaMM
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5 years
@LeratoMannya Couples need to have these conversations and agree on expectation before having kids. E.g. If your man says he wont do a "womans job", that should be a red flag. Some folk simply act like how their parents were.
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@SidimaMM
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1 year
@511turkee @BornAKang Okay but this one is funny😂😂😂😂
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2 years
@Ms_Onesimo Mna I don't have the time to check. If I die, I die
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@SidimaMM
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11 months
I'm sad we'll never see this man rap again.
@Rxndai
Rin Brady
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Peak Cheeseboy Poverty Raps ❤️
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@SidimaMM
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4 years
@cnehshuga "Indoda izula ibuye ilale ekhaya mntana. Ungayibuzi ukuthi ivelaphi."
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@SidimaMM
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@GrahamAllen_1 A so-called billionaire is never the man of the people
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2 years
@ashleeybanks_ @tshiaamo They are those aunties now.
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@TboozeSA Some actually use divorce to gain access to that money but still live together as a married couple.
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2 years
@LisaNdyenga Kwanqu um out-ele it means nawe ngowakho. Phola and defrost ulinde i breakfast.
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@Amanda_Umxhosa Indoda emadodeni
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@SidimaMM
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5 years
@casspernyovest Makayakunya loo JayZ
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3 years
Maybe that Afriforum university will give John Steenhuisen that degree he so longs for.
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@SidimaMM
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2 years
The PP is making a lot of sense here. Who is advising Ramaphosa? How do you suspend the person investigating complaints raised against you?
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Breaking News: Advocate Busisiwe Mkhwebane fires back at Cyril Ramaphosa for unlawful suspension.
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@SidimaMM
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@palesajonkers Uvele ubone sekuphuma ilanga. Just laughs and good vibes ubusuku bonke
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The EFF and Zungula stood up for the masses. This imposter must resign. He's been making the same promises for 5yrs. Only his sofa is stuffed with dollars.
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@SiziweST @_BlackieLu No even. Sicela i consistency
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2 years
@ThabisoMauco Just contribute an appropriate amount, monthly and throw away your slips. It's really not that hard.
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2 years
@karynmaughan A rumour he was aware of... There are other rumours that he addressed...why is this one an issue with you?
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@nonitheotiginal Bring for two and we're cool
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4 years
@MissLadyreee @Marcellomj Why is that one clown posting? These are iceboy tendencies yazi.
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5 years
@Judith_Seipati @StheBee One woman. Now my wife.😊
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@Sgoloza007 It’s just comedy. Relax.
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3 years
@ntsikimazwai Come to think of it. Andazi not even a single song.
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2 years
A wholesome 36 yr old today 🎊🙏🏿
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@SidimaMM
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3 months
@Mmakgosidarling Just tell him your boyfriend saw his number and not happy. And uyamthanda umntu wakho
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@SidimaMM
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2 years
The way we just separate mother and pups like it's nothing will forever be wild to me.
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@SidimaMM
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3 years
@Ayagold_ How you gon do a nigga like that, dog? 😂
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@SidimaMM
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4 years
@Otf_Slick600 @kennakarabo @MisterMos @rr_a_t_00 Yeah... I would understand if we Black people did something to these people. How evil does a person have to be to hate in this manner?
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@SidimaMM
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5 years
@Qool_Runnings This is how i wake up.
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@SidimaMM
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5 years
@OUTsurance Can you confirm this?
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@SidimaMM
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1 year
Why is this even a comparison? Just eat your worms, guys.
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@SidimaMM
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2 years
@MprueDie At least you had a shoulder to cry on.
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@SidimaMM
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4 years
This young prince is 3 years old today 💕 Daddy's boy😍
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