Sick
@Sick0las
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Joined June 2013
A very funny thing is republican bot accounts that are like some old ass redneck lady named Deborah with 14k followers. Like yes totally grandma is locked in on Twitter
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“Can you explain this gap on your resume” It was then that I carried you, my son
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When the tweet has a next paragraph
This is it, friends. This is where I come from. These are the fires in which my disgust was forged. The vacant stare. The Miss America smile. The trappings of middle-class conformist consumerism. The self-assured, momentary, "tell me I'm pretty" pose clashing with the lack of
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Big and greedy ass tweet
. @ChipotleTweets I ordered these burritos 15 minutes apart from the same store today. The one on the left I ordered in person and it’s twice the size as the one on the right (online order). My online order is always significantly smaller. Every time. Stop ripping us off.
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My basketball team is bad. my fantasy basketball team is bad. I am bad
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This was a Comedy Central movie dude shut the fuck up
Holy shit this is just eugenics propaganda
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Clocking in
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