Lumpy Space Emperor
@ShrtlessWhitson
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No no please don’t pull out the receipts of my bad baseball takes, I HATE being humiliated *shoots massive load*
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LOL
Ammunition in Charlie Kirk shooting engraved with transgender, antifascist Ideology, sources say — WSJ
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This post left me with a lot less respect for the platinum glove
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An unpaid blogger shouldn’t be putting more thought into the Padres offense than team employees who are paid to help the team win games
New Article: Margin Call Part 2 - Lineup Optimization https://t.co/HGF1rKJj3I -Addressing a shift in the win formula -The impact of lineup optimization -Making the pieces fit
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New Article: Margin Call Part 2 - Lineup Optimization https://t.co/HGF1rKJj3I -Addressing a shift in the win formula -The impact of lineup optimization -Making the pieces fit
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Ok but how many Sac bunts does he have?
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Lollllllllll
@adhdrunsme I can be critical but I don’t go to the level of booing my team the way these retards are doing it. I’ve never seen such a bitter fanbase. Since becoming a fan, these guys were some of the most humble. Now you see how fake some of them actually are. You never boo your own. Ever.
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This wasn’t sarcasm. Idiots.
The good news is this team is mentally tough and has great leadership and there’s no way this spirals like it did in 2019, 2021, 2023 etc
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The good news is this team is mentally tough and has great leadership and there’s no way this spirals like it did in 2019, 2021, 2023 etc
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“Home Runs are good because they allow you to score a lot of runs, which helps win the game”
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New Article: Home Field Advantage https://t.co/f3A1xIhoIn -Luis Arraez and lineup optimization -Now it's a sprint -What home field advantage means Special thanks @notgaetti
#ForTheFaithFul #Padres
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I don’t think you could possibly find 2 dissimilar players to compare
@Braden_4198 @brownsonjacob2 @notgaetti Ya he might. I hope he does. it’s funny Schwarber and Arraez are similar in many ways. But are different in their approach.
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“Home Runs are good because they allow you to score a lot of runs, which helps win the game”
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Imagine it’s 2009, the chargers are running LT up the gut for 2 yards every 1st down. You’re leading the division. There’s no way your head coach’s outdated offensive philosophy is gonna fuck you in the playoffs. Could you ever imagine complaining about anything?
@PadresFanTakes Imagine it’s 2006, Luis Arraez is batting second for the San Diego Padres. We are 15 games over 500 and a game behind the Dodgers in the NL West. Could you ever imagine complaining about anything?
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I’m going to die never having seen my favorite sports team win a championship because some influencer called “Pimplord” forced them to hire Mike Shildt as their manager.
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“Sir a second home run has been hit by O’Hearn off of a left handed pitcher”
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Starting to think that only investing in pitchers that only pitch when you have a lead was shortsighted
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