
Shoeb Molvi
@ShoebMolvi
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Happy go lucky proud dad..MUFC fan..Lefty..Love Food, travel & A good laugh. Followed by @NHSMillion @realpaulparker2 @georgegalloway & @realscottmaslen π―π΄
Yorkshire and The Humber
Joined August 2019
I was born a male. I identify as male. But according to Tesco's sticky toffee pudding, I am a family of 4π
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βI'm a Jewish American and in Israeli detention I was really treated like scum in a way that you read about in books about the Holocaust.. We were saying medic, medic, medic and a guard came to us and said, if you keep asking for a medic, we're going to gas you...β
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Can anyone advise me on how to cancel an ebay order? I bid ten pounds on a cowboy outfit and I am only 10 minutes from owning The Reform Partyπ
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Dave had a fella from the TV Licence people at the front door this morning asking if he had a TV? Dave said "No." He said: "You must have, there is an aerial on the roof." Dave said: "There is milk in the fridge but I don't have a cow in the houseπββ
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I was at the bus stop this morning and an elderly lady said to me βIsnβt it cold today, βso I said βYes winter draws onβ and she replied βMind your own business young manβπ
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I know that the clocks go back in October, but I can't remember where I got mine fromπ
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Woke up to news of three horrible terrorist attacks: 1) An assailant killed 2 at a Synagogue in Manchester 2) The Israeli government murdered 45 in Gaza. 3) The Israeli government murdered 2 in Lebanon. The 1st terrorist was killed. The remaining terrorists are still at large.
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I still canβt believe that not a single country in this entire world has sent even one navy ship of baby formula and medicine to Gaza. Not one. Cowards.
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