The Closer
@ShmadsYoDad
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I don’t always get laid but when I do I tweet about it! Small town Catholic boy not to be confused with the popular term fuck boy! 🥱
Portland, OR
Joined March 2009
There is nothing better than finding a Karen in the wild on a day where got the time & patience to ruin her entire month 😂
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People who like pickles are def on the naughty list this yr! #santa
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Over under for Dana Altman breakouts in this game is 5, we’re at 2!
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A lot of girls be thinking my tweets are about them… this is not to be confused… this is NOT about you! 🥱
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Don’t expect Michigan to back out of the bowl game—word on the street is they’re not good at pulling out!
Sherrone Moore has been fired by Michigan, per @DanWetzel and @AdamSchefter. The firing is set to be for cause.
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740 days since Washington Huskies last beat big bro Oregon! #goducks 🥱🦆
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Never forget when WA opted out of the Pac12 title game but then went online & “claimed” a division title! 😂🤣
Cry babies.
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Oregon now has more CFP appearances than Washington! Do what you must with this information! 🥱🦆 #goducks
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All it took was Texas A&M to leave Texas to leave Oklahoma to leave Complete collapse of Ok st 20 mill in oil money The league to be backfilled with G5 programs This is super impressive just no sure how anyone could ever comprehend this accomplishment 😂🫡
Texas Tech will play in the Big 12 Championship game within the next 3 seasons ✍️ Texas Tech will be in the college football playoffs within the next 5 seasons ✍️ This is my solemn vow
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731 days since the huskies beat big bro Oregon! 🦆 #goducks
Winner’s win because that’s what winners do!
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