Map! Delicious map of Côte-Rôtie and all the lieux-dits. (Wish it was scratch n' sniff) Link for high res. https://t.co/5odICtZ1N7

Scientists sent Bordeaux to space for several years. Four Saint-Émilion satellites are among the items returned.

Video of me headed into the Master Sommelier service exam.

These wines in Brooklyn were not sulphured and they got the measles.

I drank a whole bottle of wine before bed last night. I call it a "sleeper vintage".

Piedmont has been under two oceans. First during the Cretaceous period, and now the Moscato era.

Woke up, read news about Trump, and just like that, I ate all the Halloween candy.

Hello. My Name is Inigo Sommtoya.

You know you have a drinking problem when your Facebook memories are your ONLY memories.

Make Lafite, not War.

In Blind Vino Veritas The blind truth will come out. #MSExam2018

How can you tell if someone's a Certified Sommelier? Don't worry, they'll fucking tell you.

If you fear gaining weight over the holidays, drink 3 glasses of wine before eating. That will take away the fear.

The Director of SOMM, @JasonBWise learned a lot about wine while making the 3 films. The sequel made him BWiser and SOMM 3 would make him BWisest.

My first "A-ha" moment with wine happened while I was drinking an old bottle of Barolo and "Take on me" came on the radio.

Please call me “SOMM”, “Sommelier” is my father.

#drunkthoughts Do you think the person that came up with the concrete Egg Poached the idea from amphora?

I sincerely apologize to ALL the Pinotage lovers out there for my insensitive jokes about how it smells like farts. I hope both of you can forgive me.

You can tell when a Sommelier tries to lead a panel discussion similar to Aspen Food & Wine but does not know their shit. It's called the Half-Aspen wine tasting.

If you watch the 3rd @SOMM_FILM and don't get it, then you have to resit and watch all 3 again.