しんでん⑨⛩️ 🌸🌲
@Shinden9
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C Grade Weeb eceleb・Otaku Operator・Suzuki Driver・Tacticute Appreciator・FF14 Player・ Ice Fairy in spirit・🔞
Shinjuku-ku, Tokyo/New England
Joined September 2009
0 sexual encounters except the naked anime thing which was like cool and all but it turned out later that he's kind of a slut so maybe I dodged a bullet.
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-3 successful meets resulting in.1: Game and anime sesh naked with a quick make out.2: Another secret weeb who kind of lost interest because I didn't immediately act like a dom.3: Hanging at the mall for crepes and boba and then me driving them home for dinner.
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Oh the stats since I'm the abstinent male Aella:. -330 messages (130 I started).-140 never went past 3 responses.-40 actual conversations.-8 attempted meetups that neither of us actually did.-Ghosted at 4 meetups.
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-Almost all men are *atrociously* bad at taking good nudes . And the final, more personal one:. -I have a truly rare, abnormally photogenic penis. Like top 10 percentile good looking. Like if penis models were a thing I would have a really lucrative line of work.
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-Sometimes you find an abnormally well adjusted attractive person and then after really nice conversation both of you are confused why the other is on the "Blowjobs in the woods" app.-So many trans women, like, I'm scared for you girls.
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Things I have learned from 5 months on Grindr:.-Men there are almost all in one of these categories: Flakes, Post-Nut-Clarity Straight, Deeply Repressed, 65y/o, or trying to sell an OF.-Everyone is horrible at socializing through text .-Nobody lives alone anymore ("I can't host").
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RT @micah_erfan: On the campaign trail he said we were going to have a booming economy on day 1.
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RT @Tealed_pnda: I made a grindr account while in vc with a few friends, had it for 30 minutes, and afterwards i understood why women hate….
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Literally wants to become the meme
@BumrahBachi shocking, we dont want millions upon millions from around the world coming here and competing with our children for what is theirs.
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RT @Shinden9: @YourDudeAedus I cannot take the Marunouchi or Chiyoda lines through Nagatacho without seeing at least five guys in suits wit….
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