Over here chilling like a villian
@ShellzBoss
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#TeamLibra #TeamLesbian Hibernating, should be creating, but instead I'm debating
Maryland, North Carolina
Joined November 2008
I was contemplating trying out for the show but after one person said they shit in the ocean and another showing that binder of wildlife to avoid I'm backing out. No mas. I would kill them puzzles but they not even getting water for free? Dehydrated after a snake bite? #Survivor
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The homeowner saw on the security camera that a bear was playing on the outdoor swing every day, but couldn't get on. So he had a bigger swing built, and this was the result.
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What happened to my eagles last night? I woke up and we got blown out. Someone please explain what happened
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Man I'm glad I waited till after my birthday to take my truck to the shop.
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Happy Birthday to meπ₯³ guess I'll be asleep soon πΊπΉ
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ππaye yo. I can't
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And big Big Creeper replied too ππ
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This is why Iβll never be off social Media πππ
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We would've definitely gave coworkers this as a gift at TSA and been in the break room dying laughing peak 2010
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Why does @JJWatt look like he's about to tell me he's "gonna need me to go ahead and come in tomorrow. Mmmmkay."
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But how about my number two crush for decades and my man crush for decades actually got together and had a son. I be like, aww look at the baby Mike!
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Rewatching Scandal and if you know me Kerry Washington has been number one on my top crush list since Lift. Can somebody please tell her I love to see her act her ass off and she is beautiful. My focus has never wavered for decades. π I'm just saying.
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I love heist movies. Love a good robbery... on screen. But irl I never wanna be that rich where I gotta hear a Sticky fingers type yelling at me, "it's your money or your life"
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This how I be sitting on my boo's lap in the club drunk π€£π€£
God told me to post this .. Iβm just honoring the OGs & letting God use me. Flash back Friday, letβs discuss β¦
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It takes a lot to gross me out but Gen V and The Boys constantly say hold my beer
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Love to see a crackhead being a crackhead
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Alright just started watching Weapons and these parents better leave my curly haired fave alone
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Happy birthday and RIP Walter White Sept 7, 1958 - Sept 7, 2010
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Mind over matter is real. I just worked out, full body weights. Tired. But I'm listening to my Uptown Records playlist. 5 mins after huffing and puffing I'm doing a full blown performance, dancing included, to All about the Benjamins and I Wish by Carl Thomas no problem. ππΆποΈ
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Damn can't even take a shower
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