Sheldon Cooper
@SheldonSaid
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Possibly the most intelligent human being on the planet. not affiliated with #BigBangTheory Bazinga!
Pasadena, Ca
Joined November 2012
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✌🏻Cuts✋🏻.✋🏻Covers👊🏻.👊🏻Crushes👌🏻.👌🏻Poisons🖖🏻.🖖🏻Smashes✌🏻️.✌🏻Decapitates👌🏻.👌🏻Eats✋🏻.✋🏻Disproves🖖🏻.🖖🏻Vaporises👊🏻,.As it always has.👊🏻Crushes✌🏻️.
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You can tell the gender of any Ant by throwing it in the water. If it sinks = girl ant .If it floats = buoyant . Bazinga!
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It's all about perspective. For instance the sinking of the Titanic was a blessing to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen.
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Soft kitty,.Warm kitty,.Little ball of fur. Happy kitty,.Sleepy kitty,.Purr, purr, purr.
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I think the tree needs more lights, it's a bit on the dark side.
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You can tell the gender of an Ant by throwing it in the water,. If it sinks = Girl Ant.If it floats = Buoyant.
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If you're having a bad day, just remember in 1976 Ronald Wayne sold his 10% stake in Apple for $2,300. It is now worth $59,565,410,309.
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Roses are red, violets are blue, sunflowers are yellow. I bet you were expecting something romantic but no, just some gardening facts.
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So, Chris Evans is the new Top Gear host, I hope they get the other Avengers too. http://t.co/jrOaOe4Elk.
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I like sleeping. It's like death without the commitment.
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THEY'RE going THERE with THEIR friends. Seriously, it's not rocket science. Bazinga.
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