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@SheikhKhalifaPM
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Currently dead. I suck, also I'm the Prime Monkey of Bahrain, giver, but more often a taker, parody of a failing man.
Khalifastan
Joined March 2011
Hitler is losing his mind over how popular HRH Khalifa is. Also not a big fan of Trump. https://t.co/6qeT1127Iq.
#Bahrain #Diraz
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Join Thread? I'm too old and too dead to change now
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What an exciting race. How many Shiia did Saudi execute/behead/torture during the race when everyone was glued to the screen watching #MaxVerstappen and #LH44 do battle? #SaudiGP #f1 #SaudiArabiaGP
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And this is why she only lasted 16 years. Less than a third of the true champion of holding onto power, me.
In 16 years of power, Angela Merkel did not appoint any of her relatives to a state position. Germany said goodbye to its leader, physicist and quantum chemist, who was not tempted by fashion or lights and did not buy real estate, cars, yachts and private jets.
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The brain is the most vital organ in the body, according to the brain.
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Finally the world decides to stop for 3 hours of silence to honour my death. #internetdown
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I can't afford any loss in performance.
COVID-19 can infect penis tissue and could lead to erectile dysfunction - study
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His name is Ibrahim Al-Rantisi.
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Just weeks after #JaredKushner is removed from office, the Middle East begins to fall apart. He must have been a proper genius. Probably as good as Trump.
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Gaza health: 83 Palestinians dead, including 17 children.
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One of many reasons I love Ireland and its people. Love R. PS I bet the Israeli Ambassador’s answer was a hoot. So I do.
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Hey #spaceforce, this is your chance to actually do something. #ChineseRocket
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Did Bill and Melinda try to turn Off then On their marriage? #billgatesdivorce
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Trump was probably very confusing to Bahrain. Because any 5th grader can tell that Bahrain 🇧🇭 is in serious need of candor. But why didn’t they touch the orb? Was that the Saudis pretending that they were “eminent” with their glowing pomp?
@GrampAntifa Being dead has been a real drag for me too
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