It’s a magnet because stickers are vandalism and I’m not that cool.

WINNIPEG - There is a round dance and march happening TODAY at 2pm at Portage & Main in solidarity with the Harris and Myran families in their effort to #SearchTheLandfills! Please come out and share if you can!

Yeah, that checks out. “Thanks to Elon: Proud Boys.”

Hunbots, are you tired of you man refusing to your #MLM because it’s for girls? Introducing #Crypto, the #MLM for him!

I thought there were alt-right folks screaming about the end times when I saw #FALSEGOD was trending with #HOLYLAND.

Congrats, King Chuck.

Today I learned you can only die on Twitter.

I don’t want to post to Twitter anymore. But where else can I admit that I know so little about sports that, at a glance, I misread the #bucciovertimechallenge as the #BuscemiOverTimeChallenge?

Did I remember to take my anti-anxiety meds today? Only the night terrors will tell.

Can’t believe Stephanie Hsu, who played a depressed immigrant daughter traveling throughout the universe to find a version of her mother who loved her, lost to an irs agent

Is #smalldickenergy carbon neutral? If so, maybe there’s still a future for Andrew Tate. 🤣

I’ve never witness a more satisfying ratio than @GretaThunberg vs. the embodiment of a edgy teenage boy’s bedroom that is @Cobratate

When I inevitably give up on Twitter, this is the silliness that I’ll miss the most.

Wow, Betty White and Elton John? I’d never have thought that they dated!

Even @Twitter can’t figure out what @elonmusk is doing.

We are Elon, for we are petty. - @EL0N_MUSKRAT

I always assumed it would be the trolls that killed Twitter, I just thought it was take more than one.

I don’t think Radio Shack ever died. I think it just switch from the dad market to moms and renamed themselves Michaels. Why else would both want such oddly personal information when you’re just trying to buy the pieces to something that would be cheaper to buy whole?

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