Everyone assumes getting listed on Binance = instant token pump I ran the numbers on 147 Binance listings (2024–2025) to test that theory Spoiler: it’s not what most founders think 🧵👇

we are in different leagues #YourYearwithChatGPT

you’re not old in crypto unless you’ve paid $500 just to move eth

this equation just says b is bigger than the average of all the x-values right side just adds up all the numbers and divides to get their average thank you for coming to my binance 101

last time wen btc was at 89k i thought i was rich how times have changed

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Gemini 3.0 will be the talk of the town until Monday when Grok or Anthropic drop the next model that beats it on all benchmarks Content creators can farm it till then

claude code cli and web both are down hey intern, get it back up, our life depends on it

claude code down? API Error: 500 {"type":"error","error":{"type":"api_error","message":"Internal server error"},"request_id":"***************"} @AnthropicAI

last year, when we’d get privacy decks on our table, we’d skip instantly zk, fhe, tee nothing seemed interesting same founders being chased rn at 10x valuations how the times have changed

if you’re building anything that touches user funds, payments or settlements (in uae) → get licensed or stop until you are

if you do any of the following in the uae, you should be worried. I know a ton of you who do operate otc without licence run an exchange without licence issue a stablecoin or payment token let people pay you in crypto for your product build defi for payments setllement hold

uae is still pro crypto just inside a strict licensed perimeter the free for all era is over

abu dhabi also reaffirmed bans on crypto mining on agricultural land signals tighter control on all virtual asset activity

what still works btc eth trading self custody vara and adgm exchanges what doesnt using crypto for payments without a licence its not a ban on assets its a ban on unlicensed rails

the payment token services regulation is now fully active no payment token services unless licensed merchants cant accept crypto for payments unless authorised algo stablecoins banned privacy tokens banned payments are the choke point

article 62 is the real hit anyone issuing operating or facilitating virtual asset payment activity without a licence now faces penalties up to aed 1 billion this is why headlines got it wrong

bitcoin isnt banned in the uae the new federal decree law 6 of 2025 brings payment tokens, stablecoins, defi, infra, dapps and protocols directly under central bank control this is the first time defi gets formally regulated by the cbuae

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