Shawn Chatfield
@ShawnFatfield
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Mega64 Merchandise Director, Content Creator and Founder. Future Olympic torch bearer and San Diego Padres first pitch thrower
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I have the best tweet if Oppenheimer does bad at the box office. You’re not going to believe how clever it is.
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Just realized the mom from Home Alone is also the mom from Home Alone 2 and I am shook
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This year’s costume: The scariest thing imaginable.
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Just saw my kids math homework. We sure this is how we want to abbreviate commutative?
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Why would I get a PS5 when we all know they’re going to release the PS6 some day
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Pre-ordering the Xbox one X was super easy! And dumb Walmart said it’s going to ship today! Can’t believe they broke street date😂
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Boomers destroyed the environment/housing market/health care system..etc. Now my wife and I are teaching my kids at home while still working full time during a global pandemic. And these fuckers are still pissed that I was handed a participation trophy 25 years ago.
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On October 17th I quit my “real job” to do Mega64 full time. My goal was to be self employed for a year, as of today, it’s 10. Thank you...
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Huge thanks to
@xbox
and
@gearsofwar
for the incredible gift. I’m so excited to play this!
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I volunteered at a vaccine clinic today and was asked this a lot so I thought I would put it here.
You don’t have to pay for the vaccine and you don’t need to have health insurance to get it.😎
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We had to take a stand. It was the right thing to do
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DID YOU KNOW? The reason you will hear people saying “may the 4th be with you” is because “4th” kinda sounds like “force” which is a saying they use in the Star Wars movies.
#helpfultips
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It took me 5 weeks and countless trips to the dumpster to clean this hell hole. I’m so happy it’s done!🙌🏻
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Jennie and I took the kids out to a children-led protest in our community this evening, because it was important for them to see that young people can and should make a difference. We want to raise our kids to use their voices for change and stand up for what’s right. BLM
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I hope they don’t tax billionaires. There is a .0000000000000001% chance that one day I’ll be a billionaire and if that happens I really don’t want to pay my fair share.
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Just cried dropping my kids off at school today. I wasn’t the only parent crying. Fuck these politicians protecting their murder toys before they protect our kids.
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I got the vaccine and now I’m infertile. I also got a vasectomy 6 years ago, but who’s to say what caused it I’m not a scientist.
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Shouts out to the lady who was on TWO phones for the whole movie tonight!!! Super stoked Harvey’s surgery went well and I think Cassandras new hair cut looks 💯🔥
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Not even gonna tell us what game this is for? smh
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Why play Red Dead Redemption 2 when I’ve already lived it.
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Devastated
I know it’s a long shot, but I really hope I win an Oscar tonight.
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I met Jennie 20 years ago today! 20 years ago yesterday was the day Rocco came up with the idea for Mega64. I didn’t know it back then, but that was the most important weekend of my life.
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They might as well be walking on the sun.
Thousands of bikers turned out to watch Smash Mouth play a concert in the middle of a pandemic:
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Reminder: I am NOT in Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Arc…. This is not me.
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High School 2001: I asked Rocco to stomp on a full Cup of Noodles for my photography class. He did and had a wet sock all day, later he found noodles in his shoe. I got a B on the project.
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I usually save my mushy posts for Instagram but today is our 10th wedding anniversary and I just love this girl so much. Happy anniversary Jennie!!!
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Instead of Dragons, they should Imagine good music.
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Imagine no possessions
I wonder if you can
- John Lennon
Sent from my iPhone 11 Pro Max
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We are all in Hell
You should only eat 6 fries per serving, Harvard professor says
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Went to my 5 year old’s open house. I’m so proud of her.
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Becketts first midnight launch! Welcome to the early 2000’s bud
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Happy to announce Curtis Jump and Randy Tortilla are in Space Jam 2
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I had a dream that I was given one wish and I chose to watch the Olympics in person...I didn’t choose to be an Olympian. Just a guy watching them eating popcorn. What a fucking lazy asshole.
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Felt cute might give out some awards later idk
HAHAHAHA THE YEAR AINT OVER TIL WE SAY ITS OVER!!! TODD & AARON GAME AWARDS 2022 IS HERE **CONGRATS MODERN WARFARE 2** GOTY - JEERS TO “ELDIN RING” WORST GAME OF 2022 (BORING LORD OF THE RIGNS RIPOFF 💤) also who tf is “Mark” lmao Watch the hole video here
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I’m gonna tell people I was a side character in Coyote vs Acme since no one will be able to disprove it.
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All those people who can’t figure out how and why the US government won’t help the little people, have clearly never had a restaurant job. The richest customers leave the shittest tips, so this all tracks.
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Stop tweeting about this!!!! I haven’t caught up on The Crown yet and I DONT WANT ANY SPOILERS!!!!
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We went from “We’re all in this together!” To “I’m going to cough on your baby to teach you a lesson” pretty fucking quick.
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.
@ShawnThrows
arranged for me to be fan of the game at the
@Padres
game tonight! They just handed me so many goodies!!! I’m in heaven!
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9 years ago I married the love of my life. Happy Anniversary Jennie!!
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POV of Lorne Michaels BEGGING me to be on SNL
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During trying times like these, I thank God I have my Google Stadia.
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We finally got 100% on all of
#SpiderManPS4
including the DLC! This was a true team effort and one of the best gaming experiences of my life. Thanks
@insomniacgames
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James Cameron spent 2 BILLION dollars on Avatar 2 and it’s blurry?! Next time focus the lens Jim!!
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I finally got my Movie Pass. It took awhile but their customer service was super helpful!
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I can’t wait to dab in front of my kids and their friends in a couple years. They’re going to fucking hate it.
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People have been sending me this screen cap from Indiana Jones: Raiders of the Lost Arc for years now and it blows my mind everytime I see it. Who is this man?! Why is he me?
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I can’t wait till it’s safe to lick a toilet seat again.
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Can Hollywood stop please stop telling me how to train my dragon?! Just let me figure it out on my own!!!
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Pro tip: Don’t use an 11 year old paint bucket as a step stool.
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We got the Taco Truck!!! Thank you so much to everyone who ordered a Cameo to help make this happen ❤️👩🎓🎉
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I love traveling and working conventions, but it’s hard on my family. I feel so lucky that when my kids miss me they can sleep with a plush of me and it makes them feel a little better. Thanks for asking us to make these things.✌🏻
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everyone one who is reading this. Chances are, that you helped in one way or another make this possible for me. I will be forever grateful.
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AWYER DROPPED IN TODAY!!! I’M SO PROUD!! OH MY GOD🛹🔥😭 I even asked one of the skater teenagers to take a picture of us to mark the occasion.
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Never going to forgive him for this
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A year later and it still makes me laugh these characters are in a movie
We can’t believe we’re about to say this but…
TODD & AARON are making their MAJOR MOTION PICURE DEBUT in Searchlight Pictures’ new film “NOT OKAY.” The two biggest haters just found one influencer they hate the most.
It’s just been released on Hulu- see
@NotOkayFilm
NOW!
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One of the best things about being a parent is watching your kids lay in bed on Christmas Eve giggling to themselves because they are so excited.
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Sending thoughts and prayers is the same as jerking off. The only person getting anything out of that shit is you.
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Seth Rogan is NOT going to be happy about this.
It appears in the middle of the worst energy crisis in the history of Texas,
@tedcruz
is on his way to Cancun with his family.
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On my last day as a 37 year old I was able to Ollie over a broom handle… which may not be the most impressive accomplishment but I have been trying to do this since I was 13. Couldn’t have done it without my skate buddy Sawyer.
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This movie is so goddamn long. Snyder should of kept cutting
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