That one bicep vein says hi 😉

how streaming midnight sun during winter feels like

I just got ID’d for a red bull…. with a full beard 😀

Another day, another leg pump

Alan Carr winning celeb traitors like the diva he is 😌

Taking one small thing out of context because you think everything is black or white and then explode everytime, does not mean I have to deal with being a therapist 🤷🏽‍♂️

Why do f*gs always chase and give attention, then the one sliver of attention you give back they ghost and suddenly busy

sweaty after lifting weights

Oomf said I have snakey eyes, wtv that means

I never understand why Hinge has a looking for short-term relationship option. Like are we exclusive but there’s an expiry date to this and bye bye?????

Since the last one flopped, have my bawdy

Daddy is a state of mind #nightwing

Her accepting the lore is a sign recession is hitting

Before the bulk hit 🤧

You guys don’t like my thighs like you used to 😩

Tops, why are you obsessed with making your bottoms pregnant????

He’s back 🙂‍↕️

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My step dad keeps saying he’s gooning when he’s just watching tv, how do I politely tell him that’s not right

Fix your f**kng self, kiss my a** for that