RT @Dplanet: 🚨🇪🇸What happens if Tommy Robinson doesn’t turn himself in?. He’s a named suspect in a serious assault at St Pancras. If he ref….

People on twitter pretending to be English be.

Agh womens cricket tomorrow or not? Chuff all else to do

Are you not able to form a sentence?.

RT @Nullen80: The concerned mums and dads protesting in Newcastle, where many of them look like they're not old enough to have kids. https:….

According to Jane I'm an obnoxious gobby drunk pillock then. Albeit she said a very huggable obnoxious gobby drunken pillock. Do I take the win or reply?.

Wait wtf have i actually bought?

Ahahahaha gammon it was.

RT @suevictorian: Can you hear the Nazis sing? I can't hear a fucking thing

So my mate might have appropriated a plant. It's fine

#groundhopping @deadlyrhubarb. Cider territory must protect plant

Plant. Train .Ok. 😄😄

It's coming home

Plant/plant

Ok @queuespub send help

Door. Ok

Postscript the woman behind the bar said please just queue along the bar. And suddenly the queue dispersed.

Arrggh @deadlyrhubarb what have you done @QueuesPub.

I love papago but.

#trainbeers are so much better when the text is in Japanese 😜@pomonaisland