𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐞𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞, 𝐜𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐝𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐬 —⊏⊐—⊏⊐—⊏⊐—⊏⊐—⊏⊐—⊏⊐— 𝙰𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚏, 𝚜𝚌𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚋𝚛𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚍, 𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚖𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 ⊱ ────── {⋆⌘⋆} ────── ⊰ 𝕁𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕒𝕟 𝕒𝕔𝕥, 𝕠𝕣 𝕡𝕒𝕣𝕥 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕙𝕠𝕨?

You know I can never say no to you... Where are we gonna strike first?

You're lucky that you can move at all. How many people does it take until you're so bloated you can barely move?

...Did they really not consider the consequences of stewing over the holidays? They win the award for stupidest person of the month. That said, you don't seem to mind having digested them?

Dumb angel... I should give you another tour of my intestines. THEN you'll learn what I mean.

With your diet, how the hell is that thing so flat??

Must be all the people I fed you last night... Still gassy and they aren't even digested. Yet~

Oooh calm down you. You're food and you know it. Besides, you look better like this. I might not even digest you! ...Might. [He fell onto his rear, hands caressing the orb handling his quarry gently. He didn't want them to be TOO upset. Armis was just in grabbing range!]

[He hummed as the fox in his esophagus tried worming their way out. Unfortunately, the pink fox's throat muscles were stronger. Another gulp and they were up to their head. His hand pressed on the moss haired one's head and...] (GLLLUKKK~) Paaaah... Sorry Armis, you're mine~

[Down they go. The tasty fox slips feet first into the pinkette's jaws. First their legs, then their torso. His tongue gently pressed against their body.] Mmmmghhh...~

Ooooh right. It's not delivery. It's DiGiorno! Anyway... [He lifts the smaller green fox into the air by one hand.] Aaaaaaaahh~

Food has been delivered to me. I thought that was obvious? Tiny green fox are a delicacy.

Oh boy, delivery!

⚡️:>

⚡️Why am I silly

Alice filled to the brim with other ZZZ characters. Against her will.

into the air and landed with a thud all over him, turning him into a neapolitan colored fox, instead of just pink. He gingerly wiped his eyes and mouth, and stared at Elegg.] Eheheh... W-Woops. Guess you'll only be eating one cake today. Hopefully that's enough to satisfy you..?

A-Aahhh maaaybe this was a bad-!!! [And lo, they slipped out of his hands. The first cake thankfully landed on the platter right in front of the blonde Nikke. Mission success?... However the other cake found a new home. Coating the poor fox's entire body. It had flown up +

Mmmmm~! Whoever baked these are quite adept. They should hopefully satisfy you, at least for now. Now, for the hard part... [The fox began to balance the cakes one in each hand, wobbling on their platters. Like a waiter with too many plates, his weight shifted to and fro.] +

[It would seem that he had been found out... Elegg has realized that perhaps sharing was not the goal he had in mind. Though the kitsune chuckled and walked over to one of the cakes atop the marbled countertop. He gently ran a finger through and tasted the frosting.] +

[With that, he stood up and took her by the hand, leading her into the kitchen. Indeed, a baker's dozen of cookies and not one, but two chocolate cakes rest on the counter, ready for Elegg to dig in... Oh, and Seven too, maybe.]