I said too much. Let me take you out for a cinnamon roll to make it up to you.

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One slice of cheese says to another: “Go melt yourself.”

Your lawyer who is also your boss, dad, waiter, gas station cashier and dentist says: “I’ll defend you because I told you what to do because I'm here to serve you and I’ll always be here for you checking in and out on you to make sure your teeth are polished.”

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I went too far. Let me make it up to you and take you ice skating.

But seriously, don't be dumb.

But seriously, I need to stop being dumb.

Fuck your face with a bratwurst. You earned it.

I NEED TO SPAM I NEED TO BE DUMB I NEED TO BE AN IDIOT OH WOW I LOVE IT I WANT TO FUCK MY STUPID LITTLE FACE WITH A BRATWURST LET THAT MUSTARD SLIDE LIKE A CONDIMENT AMUSEMENT PARK MAYO SLIDE KETCHUP SLIDE PICKLE IN THE DIRT SQUIRT SQUIRT SQUIRT

People don't get it. IDGAF I am a huge fan of being an idiot online. Do you understand? I AM ALL ABOUT IT. THAT IS WHO I AM. I could be smarter. But being dumb is so much fun.

Being dumb on the internet is one of the best things that ever happened to mankind.

SOMEONE JUST DATE ME ALREADY BEFORE I FRY MY DICK IN A PAN AND EAT IT

I don't fact check before I speak. I eat the poop off the deck that dropped from my cheeks.

I like to pee on my poop and eat it.

I LOVE BEING DUMB.