Seth Goodtime
@SethGoodtime
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Retired comedian. Lover of Toast. Professional Coffee Assassin. Devout Seahawks/Kraken Fan. Hearthstone/WoW Player. Contribute to the entire internet.
Pittsburgh, PA
Joined June 2009
I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours
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I just realized X is the new Willis tower. I’m not calling it that
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I can’t tell the difference between Miracle Whip and Mayonnaise
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Looking at apartments and I want to move here just for this distinguished raccoon
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This tweet is actually 600 tweets in a trench coat.
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Connections Puzzle #21 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 Sorry you have to see my connections score as part of your rate limit 🤷🏼
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I wish I could see how many posts were left on my rate limit. I want my last post read to be timed like the last hit of a cigarette before the tsunami swallows me whole
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Connections Puzzle #19 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨 Getting the easiest last says something
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Fellas, what line do you say when your bro buys you flowers?
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Connections Puzzle #17 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 Little tricky but it’s eeeezeee
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And she said I can’t commit to anything… Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary
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