ServerRant
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Once you've been a server, you'll never look at dining out the same way again.
Joined July 2012
A guest at the bar just tried to pick me up by telling me how he was a vitamin salesman. Maybe I look iron deficient? #notworking #bartender
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Nothing like a little passive-aggressive sarcastic gratitude to make someone feel awkward for not tipping#thankssomuch #reallyappreciatethat
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When you're responding to a customers request for a mod and they immediately interrupt you with "They did it for us last time!" #rude
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Sure. Camp for 5 hours on a Saturday night. No one else would have wanted that 4 top booth anyway #notreally #gohome #yourecostingmemoney
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I feel like resting bitch face is a pre requisite to be a good bartender #notmyfault #wokeuplikethis
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Sitting down before happy hour doesn't mean you're locked in at happy hour price all goddamn night #dumbtwat #goaheadandtalktomymanager
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No need to acknowledge me when I walk up to your table. I'm just here to listen in on your fascinating gossip session. #justkidding #rude
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That bar customer who deliberately orders some obscure drink because they get a bizarre sense of satisfaction from you not knowing it.
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Why is it that whenever someone brags about how much money they make, it's almost always followed by a 10% or less tip? #cheap #noonecares
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When you're out to eat and get the worst service ever but still don't have it in you to tip less than 15% #serverlife
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When someone yells "Opa!" When a server drops a glass it kinda makes me want to follow them to work and yell every time they make a mistake.
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That awkward moment when you recognize a guest in your section but you can't remember if the reason why you remember them is good or bad.
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I don't care if other bars carry phone chargers, it's not my responsibility to charge your phone for you. #sincewhenisthatathing
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"This isn't a double, I'm a bartender, so I know"..If you were really a bartender you'd know how irritating it is when people use that line
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Someone actually tried to use their high school student ID to order a Bellini. #doesthisworkforyou?
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When someone orders a Caesar for the first time because they're on special, and then sends it back twice because it "tastes weird" #growup
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When you're trying to deal with ONE person who's complaining and the WHOLE table has to start talking over you to get their two cents in.
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I wish I could install little pay parking meters on each of my tables for these special guests who camp for 4 hours on a 20$ tab. #gohome
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We're closed. Go somewhere else to talk about your failing marriage with your alcoholic girlfriends. This shit is depressing. #serverrant
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