My wife steals my comfy hoodies, I steal her chonky water bottles. Seems like a fair trade.

I loved my BMX, but if I had the choice to get a smart phone back then, I'd have had to walk to get my Slurpees.

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File this under "things I wish I'd known in my youth". It took me a post-divorce dating binge to finally take this to heart.

The problems we had then are the same problems we have now, they're just wearing different costumes.

I get why people are reacting the way they are, but from a technological standpoint, this is pretty cool. I'd like to see what Genie3 would do with this.

I'm "uses camera to read small print" years old.

I know that people like to dump on Gen Z, but I'm pretty impressed with the way the Gen Z kids I've met are turning out. If anything, it's their parents who are messed up.

I'd like to thank the hard drinking, reefer-madness-obsessed conservative influencers, for demonstrating the debilitating effects of alcohol consumption on intelligence.

Dear tech bros, stop trying to give your AI interface a personality.

RT @contextdogs:

I'm going to show some willpower and leave the rest of this candy on the nightstand. Future me is going to be pretty happy with the me of the now.

Gotta admit, "Big Dumper" is a banger of a nickname, but I'm still not getting sucked back into following the Mariners.

It's official. Five months after emergency surgery and I'm back down to one butt crack.

In Canada, is it pronounced Gen "Zee" or Gen "Zed"?.

It takes a lot of stamina to build endurance.

I read, and re-read every one of these I could get my hands on. For nine year old me, the illustrations were almost as important as the writing.

RT @buitengebieden: Legend says they’re still looking for the ball. 😂

I wish people would stop looking at the various factions of the press as the good guys vs the bad guys. It's two carnies fighting for the attention of the rubes.